Alright, let’s talk about this… this… “hero of the magnetic mizihi”, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, but lemme tell ya, life ain’t fancy. It’s just… stuff happening, y’know?
So, this “magnetic” thing, it’s like… like when you stick a picture on the fridge, right? Only this ain’t no picture, and it ain’t no fridge. It’s people! Imagine that, some fella stickin’ folks together like they’re magnets. Sounds kinda crazy, don’t it? I heard tell of a fella, Magne they called him, or maybe it was a her, hard to keep track these days. Anyways, they could do that, stick people together with this “magnetism” power. Powerful stuff, I reckon.
Now, they call this Magne person an “antagonist.” That’s a big word, ain’t it? Means they ain’t exactly a good guy, but not the worst neither. Just… complicated. Like my ol’ rooster, sometimes he pecks ya, sometimes he just struts around looking important. You never quite know where you stand with him, just like this Magne fella.
- This Magne used a big ol’ magnet, see? Like a giant horseshoe thing.
- And this “Quirk” they talk about, that’s just a fancy word for a special ability, like my cousin Bessie who can make the best darn apple pie you ever tasted. That’s her “Quirk,” see? Magne’s just happens to be stickin’ people together.
People on the internet, they talk and talk. Always arguin’ about heroes and powers. “Magnetic powers,” they say. I tell ya, the only power I need is the power to get these weeds outta my garden! But these folks, they get all worked up about it. Sixty-two votes, sixty-seven comments… what’s it all mean? Just a bunch of noise if you ask me.
Then there’s this “magnetic hero” type. Not the stickin’ people together kind, but the kind that’s just… likable. Folks just flock to ‘em, like flies to honey. Charmin’, I guess you’d call it. Persuades folks easy. Now, that’s a useful power, I reckon. More useful than stickin’ people together, that’s for sure. What good’s that gonna do ya when the crops fail?
And then there’s this… Mizhi. Sounds like somethin’ my grandpappy used to say when he sneezed. But no, it’s somethin’ else entirely. A “magnetic cube” and a “quest”… sounds like somethin’ outta them storybooks my grandson reads. You gotta wait for it, see? Twenty-four hours! Imagine that, waitin’ a whole day for somethin’ to happen. Back in my day, you didn’t wait, you just did it! But this Mizhi fella, he’s gone missin’, and you gotta wait for him to “unravel the ultimate mechanics.” Whatever that means. Sounds like a whole lotta fuss to me.
And this Mikoto somethin’-or-other… Japanese name, I reckon. Probably got some fancy powers too. Seems like everyone’s got fancy powers these days, ‘cept me. My power is makin’ a good stew, and that’s enough for me.
And Magneto! Now there’s a name you can remember. Another one of these “mutants.” Like somethin’ outta a horror show, but they just got powers, see? This Magneto fella, he can control magnets, make ‘em do his biddin’. Powerful, like I said. But what’s it all for, I ask ya? Just a bunch of showin’ off, if you ask me.
So, this “hero of the magnetic mizihi”… it’s all just a bunch of stories, really. Some folks stickin’ together, some folks charmin’ the pants off ya, some folks waitin’ around for a cube to do somethin’. Life’s complicated, that’s what I say. And all these powers and quests and magnets… it’s just another way of makin’ things complicated. Me? I’ll stick to my garden and my stew. That’s enough power for one old woman.
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