Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Joshua Dobbs fella and his girlfriend, this… Jocelyn Lara, was it? Yeah, Jocelyn. You know, these young folks and their fancy names. Anyways, they say this Joshua is some kinda smart fella, real smart. Heard tell he’s got one of them high IQs, higher than most folks, they say. Top one percent, whatever that means. Sounds like he coulda been a doctor or somethin’ but he’s playin’ that football, you know, the one where they throw the ball around and knock each other down. Kids these days.
Now, this Joshua, he plays for them San Francisco 49ers. Big team, lots of money. They say he signed a contract for a whole bunch of money, millions they say. Can you imagine? Millions! A fella could buy a whole lotta cows with that kinda money, or maybe a new tractor, a real good one. But this Joshua, he throws footballs and makes all that money. Good for him, I guess.
Joshua Dobbs and that NASA Stuff
And get this, they say he ain’t just a football player. He works for that NASA place too, in his spare time. You know, the place where they shoot rockets into the sky and talk about the moon and stars. I don’t rightly understand it all, but they call him the “Passtronaut” on account of it. Sounds like a made-up word to me, but these young folks, they like their fancy words.
They say he’s real smart, like I said. Graduated with honors and all that. Probably one of them book-smart fellas. Good for him, I guess. But I tell ya, bein’ book-smart ain’t the same as bein’ farm-smart. You gotta know how to fix a fence and plant a seed, that’s what I say. But he’s doin’ alright for himself, that’s for sure.
- He’s a football player
- He works for NASA
- He’s got a smart girlfriend, I guess. They didn’t say much about her, just that she’s his girlfriend.
Joshua and Jocelyn: A Love Story?
Now, about this Jocelyn girl. They say she’s his girlfriend. That’s about all they say. Don’t know much about her. Probably a nice young lady, I reckon. Maybe she helps him with his space stuff or whatever it is he does. Who knows? Young folks these days, they do things differently than we did. Back in my day, you met a nice fella at the church social or the county fair, and that was that. But these young folks, they got their phones and their internets and all that. Can’t keep up with it, I tell ya.
I heard he signed that contract for one year. One year! That ain’t no time at all. Around here, we plan things for the long haul. You plant a tree, you expect it to be there for your grandkids. But I guess that’s how it is in the football world. One year you’re the star, the next year you’re nobody. Just gotta make hay while the sun shines, I guess. That’s what my old man used to say.
Anyways, that’s about all I know about Joshua Dobbs and his girlfriend Jocelyn. He’s a smart football player who works for NASA and makes a whole lotta money. She’s his girlfriend. And that’s the long and short of it. Not much to it, really. But these young folks, they like to make a big fuss about everything. Me? I’m just gonna go back to tendin’ my garden. At least I know what a tomato plant is supposed to do.
Dobbs’ Football Career and Beyond
So, this Joshua, he plays quarterback. That’s the fella who throws the ball, like I said. Important job, I guess. They pay him a lot, so it must be important. He’s played for a few teams now, I hear tell. This San Francisco team, and some others before that. He’s a veteran, they say. That means he’s been around a while, I reckon. Like an old tractor, reliable and gets the job done. But even old tractors need replacin’ eventually. Hope this young fella saves some of that money, ’cause football don’t last forever.
And that nickname, the “Passtronaut.” Still sounds funny to me. But I guess it fits, considerin’ he’s throwin’ footballs and workin’ with rockets. Maybe one day he’ll be throwin’ footballs on the moon. Wouldn’t that be somethin’? Probably got a special spacesuit helmet just for throwin’ them footballs in space. Again with the fancy things.
Now, about that IQ score. 135, they said. Don’t mean a lick to me, but they say it’s real high. Makes a fella wonder if he’s got time for all this football and space stuff. Seems like he’d be busy just bein’ smart. But I guess that’s how it is with these talented young folks. They got more energy than a barn full of kittens.
So there ya have it. Joshua Dobbs, the smart football-playin’ Passtronaut, and his girlfriend Jocelyn. Hope they’re happy. Hope he saves his money. And hope he remembers where he came from, even if he ends up goin’ to the moon.
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