Alright, so you wanna know about this Patrick Cantlay and his clothes, huh? Let me tell ya, that fella wears some fancy stuff, even if I don’t understand half of it. They call it “apparel,” sounds like somethin’ you’d hang on a clothesline, but it costs more than my whole chicken coop, I betcha.
First off, this fella likes them polo shirts. Not just any polo shirts, mind you. They say it’s “Draddy Sport” somethin’ or other. Says it feels like cotton but works like them fancy workout shirts the young’uns wear. They call it a “tech polo,” I reckon. Sounds like somethin’ a spaceman would wear, not a golfer. But hey, if it helps him hit that little white ball, more power to him.
And the colors! He ain’t wearin’ no bright orange or nothin’. It’s all plain, like navy blue, black, maybe a white one now and then. Classic, they call it. I just call it sensible. No need to look like a rainbow out there on the golf course, right?
- Polo shirts: Draddy Sport, solid colors, “tech” material.
- Pants: Probably fancy pants, not like my husband’s old work pants.
- Hats: Well, that’s where it gets tricky. This fella, he don’t like hats much.
Now, about them hats. There was a whole big fuss about it, somethin’ about a golf competition and money. They wanted him to wear a hat, but he said it didn’t fit. Said it didn’t fit before neither. Made folks mad, I hear. But then it turns out he was gettin’ hitched, gettin’ married, you know? So maybe he just didn’t wanna mess up his hair. Can’t blame a fella for that, I guess.
They also say he wears clothes from some other fancy places. “Summit Golf Brand,” somethin’ called “B. Draddy” and “Zero Restriction.” Sounds expensive, right? I bet it is. They say it’s “high-end,” which I guess means it costs a whole lot. Probably made from silk or somethin’, not like my good ol’ cotton dresses.
And then there’s this “BOSS” brand. They say it helps him play golf better. How clothes can help you play golf better, I don’t know. Maybe they got secret pockets for extra golf balls or somethin’. But they say it’s got “technical fabrics” and “innovative details.” Sounds like a whole lotta fancy talk to me.
But what do I know? I’m just an old woman. But I can tell you this: that Patrick Cantlay, he sure does dress nice, even if it’s a bit plain for my taste. And it probably costs more than my whole house. But hey, if he can afford it, good for him. He’s gotta look good while he’s whacking that little white ball around, right?
Anyways, if you wanna buy the same kinda clothes, they say you gotta go to “DICK’S Sporting Goods” or look online. But be prepared to open up your pocketbook, I tell ya. That stuff ain’t cheap. You could probably buy a whole cow for the price of one of them shirts. But hey, to each their own, I always say. If you wanna look like a fancy golfer, go right ahead. Just don’t ask me to iron it for ya, cause I ain’t touchin’ no clothes that expensive.
So, to sum it all up, this Patrick Cantlay wears nice, plain clothes from fancy brands. He likes polo shirts, doesn’t like hats much, and probably spends a whole lot of money on his “apparel.” And that’s about all I know about it. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed my chickens.
Tags: Patrick Cantlay, Golf Apparel, Draddy Sport, Summit Golf Brand, BOSS, Polo Shirts, Golf Fashion, Menswear, Sports Apparel, DICK’S Sporting Goods
