Alright, so y’all wanna know about this Russell Wilson fella and his Madden 23 rating, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, I ain’t no expert on this fancy video game stuff, but I can sure tell ya what I heard ’round the neighborhood. Folks been talkin’ ’bout it, ya know?
First off, they sayin’ his rating dropped somethin’ awful. Used to be up there with the best, a real high number, like, close to a hundred or somethin’. Now? They tellin’ me he’s down to an 87. Eighty-seven! That ain’t no good, no sir. Seems like he ain’t playin’ as good as he used to, or maybe those game folks just got somethin’ against him. Who knows these days?
I heard tell he got traded to some place called Denver. That’s way out west, ain’t it? Guess things ain’t workin’ out so well there. Maybe the air’s too thin, or the food ain’t to his likin’. He used to be in Seattle, and they said he was a real star there. Now, this Madden game, it’s supposed to be like real life, ya know? So, if he ain’t doin’ so hot in real life, they gonna drop his rating, that’s what I figure.
- They sayin’ Tom Brady, that old fella, he got his rating dropped too. But he’s been playin’ forever, so maybe he’s just gettin’ too old for this game, both the real one and the video one.
- Then there’s this Lamar Jackson fella. He’s supposed to be real fast, runnin’ all over the place. He’s got the same rating as Russell now, an 87. But I heard he was higher before too. Seems like nobody’s safe from these Madden folks.
- And get this, there’s a fella named Mahomes, they say he’s the best, got a 99 rating. Ninety-nine! That’s almost perfect, ain’t it? He must be somethin’ special.
This Madden game, it sounds complicated. They got all sorts of numbers for different things, like how fast you can run, how strong you are, and how good you can throw that ball. They even got numbers for the whole team, not just the players. I heard the Texans, they’re the worst, with a 74. Poor fellas.
Now, some folks, they get all riled up about these ratings. They say they ain’t fair, that this player should be higher, and that player should be lower. But me, I don’t see the point in gettin’ all worked up over a game. It’s just a game, right? It ain’t gonna change nothin’ in the real world.
But I guess for these young fellas who play this Madden thing, the ratings matter. They wanna play with the best players, the ones with the high numbers. And they wanna brag to their friends about how good their team is. So, when a player like Russell Wilson gets his rating dropped, it’s a big deal to them.
Anyway, that’s what I know about this Russell Wilson Madden 23 rating business. Like I said, I ain’t no expert, but I can listen to folks talkin’, and I can read a little bit too. And from what I gather, Russell ain’t doin’ so hot in this new game. Maybe he’ll do better next year, who knows? Maybe he’ll prove them Madden folks wrong. That’s what I’d like to see. Show ’em what you’re made of, Russell! Don’t let them numbers get ya down.
He used to be up near the top, like 97 or somethin’. That’s a big drop, y’all. A real big drop. Makes ya wonder what happened. Maybe he got old, maybe he got hurt, or maybe he just ain’t as good as he used to be. It’s just a game, mind you, but these young folks, they take it real serious. They get all worked up over these numbers, fussin’ and fightin’ about who’s the best.
This year, they say he’s tied with some other fella named Garoppolo. Don’t know him from Adam, but if he’s tied with Russell, he must be alright, I guess. But still, 87 ain’t nothin’ to brag about, not when you used to be way up there in the 90s.
So, that’s the story on Russell Wilson and his Madden rating. He went down, way down. And the folks are talkin’. But hey, life ain’t always fair, and neither is a video game, I reckon.
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