Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Fortune Patrol Monopoly thingy. I heard some young’uns jabberin’ about it, so I figured I’d poke around and see what the fuss is all about.
Now, what in tarnation is this “Monopoly Go”? Sounds fancy. They say it’s a game on them phones, you know, the little things everyone’s always starin’ at. Seems like this Fortune Patrol is some kinda thing *inside* that game. Like a game in a game, kinda like when I put a smaller basket inside a bigger basket to trick the chickens… but never you mind that now.
So, this Fortune Patrol thing, it’s an “event.” That means it’s something special that happens for a little while, and then it’s gone. Like when the traveling salesman comes to town with them shiny pots and pans – you gotta grab ’em while you can, or they’re gone with the wind.
- First off, you gotta land on them train spaces. You know, the ones with the choo-choo trains on ’em. Every time you land on one, you get points.
- Then, them points fill up a bar, kinda like when you’re fillin’ up a bucket with water. And when that bar fills up, you get prizes!
- Now, I ain’t sure what kinda prizes they are, but I hear tell of money and dice rolls and sticker packs. Sounds like stuff you need to play this Monopoly Go game better.
From what I gather, there are different stages to this Fortune Patrol thing. Like levels, you know? The higher the level, the more points you need, but the better the prizes you get. It’s like climbin’ a ladder – the higher you go, the better the view, or so they say. I ain’t never climbed no ladder that high, my old bones wouldn’t allow it.
How to get them points, you ask? Well, like I said, landin’ on them train spaces is the main way. But seems like there’s other ways too. They talk about somethin’ called “dice multipliers”. Sounds complicated, but I reckon it just means you can bet more dice to get more points. Risky business, if you ask me. Reminds me of that time old man Hemmings bet his whole farm on a cockfight… lost everything, he did.
Now, some folks say this Fortune Patrol is a “solo event.” That means you’re playin’ by yourself, not against other people. Just you and them dice and them train spaces. Kinda like when I’m out in the garden, just me and the weeds. Ain’t no one to help you then but yourself, and it sure is satisfying when that garden looks nice and full, so I guess this Monopoly Go thing is the same.
I heard some young folk complainin’ that these events are too hard, or that they don’t get enough prizes. Well, I say life ain’t easy, and nothin’s ever free. You gotta work for what you get, whether it’s pullin’ weeds in the garden or rollin’ dice on that little phone screen. This old woman understands that better than most.
And they talk about these “Robo Partners” and keepin’ up the “momentum.” Sounds like a whole lotta hooey to me. Just play the game, land on them trains, get them points, and see what happens. Don’t get too caught up in all the fancy talk, that’s what I always say.
So, that’s the gist of it, as far as I can tell. This Fortune Patrol Monopoly Go event is a way to get some extra goodies in that game. It ain’t rocket science, just roll them dice and hope for the best. And if you don’t get what you want, well, there’s always next time. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens.
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