Alright, listen up, y’all! We gonna talk about this Dislyte Tier List 2023 thing, whatever that is. My grandson, that whippersnapper, he’s always playin’ this game on his phone. Says it’s got these “espers” or somethin’. Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me, but he keeps pesterin’ me about it, so here we go.
Now, from what I gather, some of these espers are good, real good, and some… well, they ain’t worth a hill of beans. They got this “tier list” thing to sort ’em out. Like, there’s the top dogs, the ones they call “God Tier.”
That Unas fella, they say he’s somethin’ special. Fast as a greased pig, that one. Gets in two hits before the other guy can even blink. My grandson says if you build him right, he’s unstoppable. Then there’s this Feng Xun character. Another one of the best, they say. Probably hits like a mule kick. So, Unas and Feng Xun, those are the ones you wanna keep an eye out for. They’re the cream of the crop, the real deal.
- Unas: God Tier – super fast, hits like a truck.
- Feng Xun: Top-notch, another one of the big shots.
Then you got your middle-of-the-roaders. They call ’em “B-tier.” They ain’t bad, you know. They get the job done, but they ain’t gonna wow nobody. They’re like a trusty old tractor, gets ya where ya need to go, but not gonna win ya no races. Just dependable folks, doin’ what needs doin’.
And then…oh boy, then you got the duds. The “C-tier” they call ’em. These poor souls need a whole lotta help. They’re like a rusty bucket with a hole in the bottom. You can try to fix ’em up, but it’s probably more trouble than it’s worth. You best just leave ’em be and focus on the good ones. Unless you like a challenge, I guess. Some folks are like that, always tryin’ to fix what’s broke.
This whole tier list thing, it gets updated all the time, see? Folks online, they’re always arguin’ about who’s the best and who’s the worst. It’s like a bunch of hens squawkin’ in the henhouse. But it gives ya a general idea of who to pay attention to. So, if you’re playin’ this Dislyte game, you wanna make sure you got some of them top-tier espers on your team. Otherwise, you’re gonna be in for a world of hurt.
My grandson, he showed me this “sheet” with all the espers on it. Said it’s got all the info you need. Standard roles, what they do, all that jazz. Looked like a bunch of gibberish to me, but he says it’s important. So, I guess it’s important. He spends enough time starin’ at that phone, he oughta know somethin’.
So, there you have it. That’s the lowdown on this Dislyte Tier List thing. You want the God Tier guys, the Unas and Feng Xuns of the world. Stay away from the C-tier duds unless you’re feelin’ lucky, or you just plain stubborn. And always keep an eye out for updates, ’cause these things change faster than the weather ’round here. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about espers has made me hungry.
Remember, this game is just a game. Don’t get too caught up in it. There’s more important things in life than a bunch of digital characters on a phone screen. Like family, friends, and a good home-cooked meal. That’s what really matters.
Tags: Dislyte, Tier List, Esper, Unas, Feng Xun, God Tier, B-Tier, C-Tier, Mobile Game, Strategy
