Alright, listen up, y’all. Today, we gonna talk about makin’ a plane in that Infinite Craft thingy. Don’t ask me what it is, some kinda game, I reckon. My grandkid showed me, says it’s the bee’s knees. Anyway, he wants a plane, so we gonna make a plane. It ain’t rocket science, though them planes do fly high like rockets, don’t they?
First off, they say you gotta have some stuff to start with. Fire, Water, Earth, and Wind. Sounds like what we got on the farm, ‘cept the fire’s in the stove, not flyin’ around. You start mixin’ these things together, like makin’ a stew, but for… well, for makin’ a plane, I guess.
- You take Fire and you whoosh it with some Wind, you get Smoke. Just like when I burn leaves in the yard. Don’t tell the city folk, they get all fussy about it.
- Then you take that Smoke and you put it with some Water, and poof, you get Cloud. Same as when it’s gonna rain, them clouds get fat and juicy.
- Now, this is where it gets tricky. You gotta get yourself a Bird. How? Don’t rightly know. Maybe mix that Cloud with somethin’ else, maybe somethin’ from the Earth, like dirt. Birds like dirt, they eat worms and such.
Okay, got your Bird? Good. Now you gotta make it fly. So, you find somethin’ that flies, like… well, they say Flying itself. How you get Flying? Lordy, this game is complicated. Maybe try mixin’ that Wind with somethin’ fast, like… hmm… maybe a Car? Yeah, cars go fast. How you make a car? Don’t even ask. Maybe you put wheels with an engine. Where you get the wheels and the engine? That’s your problem, not mine.
But listen here, they say if you take that Bird and mix it with Flying, boom! You get yourself a Plane. Just like that. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy, if you know what you’re doin’. Which I mostly don’t, but I’m tellin’ you how they say it’s done.
Now, some folks, they do it different. They say you gotta have Steam and Engines. Sounds fancy, but it’s just hot water and somethin’ that makes things go, like a tractor. You get them Steam and Engines, you mix ’em up, you get somethin’ else, then you mix that with somethin’ else, and then, maybe, after a whole lot of fussin’, you get your Plane.
Another way, they say, is gettin’ a Jet and some Dust. Jet? Sounds like somethin’ fast and loud, like a fire hose but for the sky. Dust? That’s easy, we got plenty on the farm. Just sweep the floor after the kids come in. Mix that Jet with that Dust, and bingo! You got a Plane.
Or, you can try this: get some China, like them fancy plates grandma used to have, and then get some Japan, that place across the water. Mix ’em together, you get War. Don’t ask me why, seems kinda backwards, makin’ war from plates and a country. But from War, you can get to Plane. How? I ain’t got all day to explain. This game, it’s like a tangled ball of yarn, you pull one string and it leads you to another, then another, until you got somethin’ you want, or nothin’ at all.
So there you have it, a bunch of ways to make a Plane in that silly game. You got your Bird and Flying way, your Steam and Engines way, your Jet and Dust way, and your China and Japan and War way. Try ’em all, see what works. And if you get stuck, well, just ask your grandkid. They seem to know all about this newfangled stuff.
And remember, it’s just a game, nothin’ to get your knickers in a twist about. If you don’t get it right the first time, try again. Just like life, I always say. You fall down, you get back up, dust yourself off, and keep on truckin’. Or flyin’, in this case.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about planes and mixin’ things has made me hungry. Maybe I’ll make a stew tonight. Real stew, with meat and potatoes, not clouds and birds. That’s just silly.
Tags: Infinite Craft, Plane, Crafting Guide, Game Tips, How To
