Well, let me tell ya ’bout this place, this… uh… Southern Nameless Mausoleum, they call it. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But it ain’t no fancy picnic, lemme tell ya. It’s in that Elden Ring game, the one my grandkid’s always yappin’ about. He says it’s a “DLC,” whatever that means. Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me.
Now, findin’ this place, that’s a whole ‘nother story. It ain’t like walkin’ to the market, that’s for sure. This Mausoleum, it’s hidden, real good. My grandkid says it’s in somethin’ called “Dragonbarrow.” Sounds like a scary place, full of dragons, I reckon. I ain’t never seen a dragon, but I heard tell they’re big and mean, and they breathe fire. Just like that ol’ stove I used to have, always backdraftin’ on me! So yeah, Dragonbarrow, not a place I’d go wanderin’ in willy-nilly.
This Mausoleum, it ain’t just sittin’ there pretty either. It’s tough, real tough. My grandkid, he’s always yellin’ at the TV, “This boss is hard!” or “I keep dyin’!” Sounds like a real pain in the neck to me. He says there’s all kinds of stuff to find there, though. “Items,” “weapons,” he calls ’em. Like that’s gonna help him with chores around the house. I told him, “Boy, you should be out choppin’ wood instead of fightin’ imaginary dragons!” He just rolls his eyes at me.
So, this Southern Nameless Mausoleum… it’s elusive, they say. That means it’s hard to find, like a lost sock in the laundry room. And challengin’? You bet your bottom dollar it is! My grandkid says it’s one of the hardest places in the whole game. I don’t know why he puts himself through it. Kids these days, they got too much time on their hands. If they spent half as much time workin’ as they do playin’ these games, the world would be a better place, I tell ya.
But he keeps goin’ back, time and time again. Says he’s gotta get all the stuff, gotta beat all the bosses. It’s like an obsession, if you ask me. He’s got guides and walkthroughs, all these fancy things to help him. Says he wants to “100%” the game. I just shake my head. When I was his age, we didn’t have “100%,” we had workin’ till the sun went down and then doin’ it all over again the next day!
- It’s in Dragonbarrow, wherever that is.
- It’s hard to find.
- It’s even harder to beat.
- It’s got “items” and “weapons,” whatever those are.
So, that’s what I know ’bout this Southern Nameless Mausoleum. Ain’t much, I admit. But it’s enough to know I wouldn’t wanna go anywhere near it. Dragons, bosses, dyin’ all the time… No thank you! I’ll stick to my garden and my chickens, thank you very much. At least I know what I’m dealin’ with there. No surprises, no fancy names, just honest work. And that’s more than you can say for this fancy mausoleum thingamajig. Give me a good hoe over a “weapon” any day! And let me tell you, these games ain’t gonna help ya when the crops fail, ya know? Back in my day, we didn’t have time for this nonsense, we had to work! And that’s the truth, plain and simple. So, you youngsters, go on and play your games, but don’t forget the real world out here, the one that needs tendin’ to. And that’s all I got to say about that.
You want advice from an old woman like me? Stay away from Dragonbarrow, stay away from those fancy games, and get yourself some good hard work. That’s the way to live a good life, a real life. Not like those characters in that Elden Ring, running around, fighting and dying. Sounds like a waste of time to me. So there, I said my piece. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got to go feed them chickens.
This whole “Southern Nameless Mausoleum,” it’s just a bunch of fuss if you ask me. They make up these fancy names and places to keep you youngins occupied, but it ain’t real life, now is it? You can’t eat those “items” or use those “weapons” to keep warm in the winter. So, go on, play your games, but don’t forget what really matters in this world.
Tags: Elden Ring, Southern Nameless Mausoleum, Dragonbarrow, DLC, Shadow of the Erdtree, Location, Guide, Walkthrough, Items, Weapons, Boss
