Cris Collinsworth Salary: What’s the Big Fuss?
Alright, y’all, let’s talk about this Cris Collinsworth fella and how much money he’s makin’. Folks are always gossiping ’bout these rich people, so I figured I’d chime in. Now, I ain’t no fancy accountant or nothin’, but I can read the newspaper just fine. And lemme tell ya, they sayin’ this man is makin’ a whole heap of money!
First off, who is this Cris Collinsworth anyway? Well, from what I gather, he’s one of them fellas on TV talkin’ ’bout football. You know, the game where they throw the pigskin around? Yeah, that’s the one. He’s on that there “Sunday Night Football” show, apparently.
- He talks good, I guess. People seem to listen to him, so I reckon he must know his stuff.
- He’s been doin’ it for a while now. Years and years, they say. Guess that’s why they pay him so much.
- He works for NBC. That’s one of them big TV networks. They got deep pockets, that’s for sure.
So, how much money are we talkin’ about? Well, the papers are sayin’ he’s in talks to get a new contract. And this ain’t no chump change, mind you. They’re throwin’ around numbers like $12.5 million a year. Lord have mercy! That’s more money than I’ve seen in my whole life, I tell ya.
Now, $12.5 million a year… let’s think about that for a minute. That’s like… well, it’s a whole lot, that’s what it is. He could buy a whole town with that kinda money. He could buy a hundred tractors, if he wanted to. He could probably buy enough fried chicken to feed the whole county! Shoot, he could probably buy his own football team if he felt like it.
And they say this contract could go all the way through 2025. That’s a few more years of him yappin’ ’bout football and makin’ a fortune. Good for him, I guess. I ain’t jealous or nothin’. Just sayin’, it’s a whole lotta money for talkin’ about a game.
But then again, I guess it ain’t just talkin’. He probably has to study up on them players and teams. He has to travel around. He has to put on a nice shirt and tie. And he has to listen to all them loud fans yellin’ and screamin’. Maybe it’s harder work than it looks. I don’t know.
Still though, $12.5 million a year… it just boggles the mind. I remember when a dollar was a dollar and you could buy a whole loaf of bread for a nickel. Times sure have changed. Now you got people makin’ millions just for talkin’ on TV.
Anyways, that’s the scoop on Cris Collinsworth’s salary. He’s makin’ a whole lot of money, that’s for sure. Whether he deserves it or not, well, that’s up for debate. But one thing’s for certain: he ain’t gonna be hurtin’ for cash anytime soon.
So what does it all mean? Well, it means some folks get paid a whole lot of money to do certain jobs. And football announcin’ seems to be one of them jobs. I guess if people are willin’ to watch him and listen to him, then he’s worth whatever they’re payin’ him. That’s just how the world works, I reckon.
And you know what? Good for him. He found a way to make a good livin’ for himself. Can’t fault a man for that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens. They ain’t gonna feed themselves, you know. And they sure ain’t makin’ no $12.5 million a year, that’s for darn sure.
One more thing, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout another fella, some guy named Michaels. They say he’s on that “Monday Night Football” and gets paid a similar amount. Guess there’s a lot of money in football, whether you’re playin’ it or just talkin’ ’bout it. Lands sakes!
So there you have it. A whole lotta fuss about a whole lotta money. Life’s funny that way, ain’t it?
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