Alright, let’s gab about this fella, Sean Strickland, and his hair, or whatever. Folks keep yappin’ about it, so I figured I’d chime in, you know?
Sean Strickland, that fighting man, used to have this long hair, they say. Reminded some folks of Tarzan, that fella who swung around in the trees. I reckon that makes some sense. I mean, if a fella’s got long hair and likes climbin’ and fightin’, well, Tarzan sounds ’bout right.
- They say he used to call himself Tarzan, even.
- Guess he was a scrapper even back then, always ready for a brawl.
- And that hair, it was long, like down to his shoulders, I hear. Pictures floating around, they say.
Now, this Strickland fella, he’s a fighter. Not the kind that wrestles pigs in the mud, mind you, but the kind that punches other fellas in a ring. He’s good at it too, they say. Wins some, loses some, I guess. That’s how fightin’ goes.
But this hair thing, it’s got folks all worked up. See, he don’t have that long hair no more. Cut it all off, I reckon. When? Well, I ain’t rightly sure. Nobody seems to know for sure when he got rid of it. Just up and did it, I suppose. Fellas do that sometimes, change their hair. Nothin’ too strange about it, if you ask me.
Folks keep comparin’ him to other folks, too. Kayla somethin’-or-other and Shawn Michaels, they say. Never heard of ’em myself, but I guess they’re important in the fightin’ world or somethin’. And it’s all ’cause of that old picture with the long hair. Imagine that! A picture causin’ all this fuss.
Now, this fightin’ business, it ain’t somethin’ I know much about. But I know a thing or two about fellas and their hair. Sometimes they grow it long, sometimes they cut it short. Sometimes they shave it all off. It’s just hair, I tell ya. Don’t make ’em a better fighter or a worse one, far as I can see.
But I guess in that fightin’ world, things are different. They gotta talk about somethin’, right? And if it ain’t the fightin’, it’s the hair. Or the clothes, or the tattoos, or whatever else they can find. It’s all just a bunch of hullabaloo, if you ask me.
This Strickland fella, he’s a tough one, they say. Had a rough upbringing, what with a mean ol’ daddy and all. But he made somethin’ of himself, became a fighter. And that’s somethin’ to be proud of, I reckon. Hair or no hair. Long or short, it don’t matter none.
And that black belt business? Somethin’ to do with wrestlin’, I guess. He’s got one, but don’t use it much, they say. Prefers to punch, I reckon. Well, that’s his business. He can do what he wants, long as he ain’t causin’ trouble for decent folks.
So, that’s the story, as far as I can tell. Sean Strickland, the fighter with the hair that used to be long but ain’t no more. People talkin’, comparin’, makin’ a fuss. But in the end, it’s just hair. And he’s just a fella tryin’ to make a livin’ by punchin’ other fellas. That’s the way of the world, I guess.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go tend to my chickens. They don’t care about no fightin’ or hair, just want their feed. And that’s somethin’ I understand.
Tags: [Sean Strickland, Long Hair, MMA, Fighting, Tarzan, Haircut, Shawn Michaels, Kayla Harrison]
