Alright, alright, listen up y’all, let’s talk about this WWE Johnson City TN thing. I heard some folks yellin’ about it down at the market, somethin’ about wrestlin’ and tickets and such. So, I figured, let me try and make sense of it for ya.
Seems like there’s gonna be a big ol’ wrestlin’ show in Johnson City, Tennessee. They call it WWE Supershow. Now, I don’t know much about these fancy names, but I reckon it’s like them fellas you see on TV, all muscled up and wearin’ them tight little shorts. They jump around and pretend to beat each other up. Lord have mercy!
This here Supershow, they say it’s gonna be on a Saturday, November 11th, 2023. That’s what I heard, anyway. It’s gonna be at this place called Freedom Hall Civic Center. Sounds like a big place, probably holds a whole lotta folks. They say only about 4 tickets was given out, but that can’t be right, can it?
- WWE Event: Supershow (that’s what they call it, I swear)
- Date: Saturday, November 11, 2023
- Location: Freedom Hall Civic Center, Johnson City, TN
Now, they tell me you gotta buy tickets to see this here wrestlin’ show. I ain’t never bought no ticket to watch folks fightin’, seems kinda silly to me. But I guess that’s how they do things these days. You can get these tickets from a place called MyCityRocks Ticket Exchange, or somethin’ like that. Sounds like a fancy name for a ticket seller, if you ask me. And they say there are different kinds of WWE shows, like Monday Night Raw, Friday Night Smackdown, NXT 2.0 and those big ones like WrestleMania, Royal Rumble, and SummerSlam. Too many names for this old woman to remember.
I heard some names of them fellas who might be wrestlin’. John Cena, that’s one. Heard he’s a big deal. Then there’s this Bray Wyatt fella, they say he’s the champion. And AJ Styles, another one. And Dean Ambrose, he’s got a belt too, somethin’ called Intercontinental Champion. Land sakes, these names are somethin’ else. Now, back in my day, we just called folks by their names, not all this fancy stuff. But I guess that’s what makes it excitin’ for some folks.
I also heard that WWE used to be called somethin’ else. WWF, I think. They changed the name a while back, somethin’ about a fight with another WWF, the one with the animals. Can you believe it? Fightin’ over letters! And before that, they was with another group, NWA. All this back and forth, makes my head spin. They rejoined in 1971 then changed names in 1979. Then they left for good in 1983. Then that name change again in 2002. Landsakes, it’s hard to keep track of.
So, if you’re in Johnson City and you like watchin’ them fellas wrestle, then I reckon you should go check out this WWE Supershow. Just remember to buy your tickets beforehand, and bring some earplugs, ’cause I bet them folks get loud. Me? I’ll probably just stay home and watch my stories on the TV. All that wrestlin’ is just too much for this old lady. But hey, to each their own, right? And who knows, maybe I will even book a survivor series myself, just need to figure out how.
Tickets for WWE in Johnson City are probably gonna go fast, so if you want to go, you better get on it. Don’t come cryin’ to me if you miss out. I told you all I know, and that’s more than most folks around here can say. And make sure you check the details, like whether there gonna be an episode of something called Dynamite, or if it’s just regular ol’ wrestlin’. Lord have mercy, I’m gettin’ too old for all this information.
Anyways, that’s the lowdown on this WWE Supershow in Johnson City, TN. Hope it helped y’all understand what’s goin’ on. If not, well, that ain’t my problem now, is it? You have a blessed day now, ya hear?
