Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this Zoey Stark gal, the one they wrestle on TV. Folks keep askin’, “Is Zoey Stark gay?” Well, pull up a chair and listen, ’cause I’m gonna spill what I know, or what I reckon I know, anyway.
Now, this Zoey girl, her real name’s Theresa somethin’, Serrano, I think. Born in ’94, same year my Bessie had her first calf, if I remember right. Anyways, Zoey, she’s a wrassler, you know, like those fellas and gals who jump around in the ring, smackin’ each other. Don’t see the point myself, but folks seem to like it.
They say she’s on that Raw brand, whatever that means. Sounds like somethin’ you’d feed a cow, but I guess it’s important in that wrasslin’ world. And she’s pretty good at it, they say. Wins some matches, loses some, just like life, I suppose.
But here’s the thing, people are always pokin’ their noses into other folks’ business. They wanna know if she’s got a fella, or maybe a… you know… another gal. Well, from what I hear, and mind you, this is just what the wind carries, she’s been with this Tom Howard fella for a good long while.
Now, who’s this Tom Howard fella? Another wrassler, apparently. A veteran, they call him. Guess that means he’s been doin’ it for a spell. Don’t know him from Adam myself, but they say him and Zoey, they’re a pair. Been together a long time, from what the gossipers say. Long-term relationship, that’s what they call it.
- Zoey Stark: Real name Theresa Serrano.
- Wrestler: On the Raw brand.
- Tom Howard: Wrestling veteran, Zoey’s partner.
But here’s the kicker, these two, they’re as secretive as a hen with a hidden nest. Don’t go blabbin’ about their love life on that Face-Space or Insta-thingy, or whatever those young’uns are usin’ these days. So, nobody really knows when they got together. Exact date of their meeting is not available, see? They keep it to themselves, which, I reckon, is their right. Ain’t nobody’s business but their own.
So, when folks ask, “Is Zoey Stark gay?” well, I say, she’s got herself a fella, this Tom Howard guy. Been with him a long time, from what I gather. Now, whether she likes other gals too, that’s somethin’ I don’t know, and frankly, it ain’t none of my concern. She could like squirrels for all I care, long as she’s happy and ain’t hurtin’ nobody.
You know, back in my day, we didn’t go around askin’ folks who they were sleepin’ with. It was considered rude, plain and simple. But these young folks, they wanna know everything about everybody. Can’t keep a secret to save their lives.
Anyways, back to Zoey. She’s a wrassler, a good one, they say. And she’s got a fella, this Tom fella. That’s the long and short of it. Despite her public career, Stark keeps her private life mostly hidden. And that, I reckon, is just fine. Some things are meant to be kept private, ain’t that right?
So there you have it. What I know, or what I think I know, about Zoey Stark and her “situation.” Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens. They’re probably squawkin’ their heads off by now, wonderin’ where their supper is.
And one more thing, don’t go spreadin’ this around like it’s gospel truth. It’s just what I heard, you know? Gossip’s like a dandelion seed, spreads all over the place if you let it. So, keep it to yourself, alright? And if anyone asks you if Zoey Stark is gay, just tell ’em she’s got a fella, and that’s all you know. End of story.
