Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout this fella, Sam Hartman. Folks keep askin’, “is Sam Hartman married?” I hear tell he ain’t hitched yet, not at the moment anyways.
Now, this Sam, he’s a big shot football player, you know? A quarterback, they call it. Plays for the Washington Commanders now, but before that, he was at some place called Wake Forest. Demon Deacons, they were called. Sounds spooky, don’t it?
He’s a real popular fella, this Sam. People are always wantin’ to know who he’s datin’. But from what I gather, he’s keepin’ that kinda stuff pretty close to the vest. Some say he’s got a gal, a Tyla Ochoa they call her, but ain’t nobody seen no weddin’ ring on him.
- So, is Sam Hartman married? Nope, not that I know of.
- Does he have a girlfriend? Maybe, maybe not. Folks are whisperin’, but ain’t nothin’ set in stone.
This young man, he’s had some troubles, too. Had this thing called Paget-Schroetter Syndrome. Sounds awful complicated, right? Basically, had a blood clot up near his collarbone. Doctors had to go in and take out a rib to fix it. Can you imagine? A whole rib gone! But he’s tough, this Sam. Got back to playin’ ball after that.
He’s doin’ alright for himself, too. Signed a big contract with them Commanders. Millions of dollars, I hear. Enough money to make your head spin. Imagine that! All that money just for throwin’ a ball around. Lands sakes.
Now, he’s got good folks, this Sam. A mama and a daddy, Lisa and Mark. Got three kids, they do, and Sam’s one of ‘em. They must be proud as peacocks of that boy. Goin’ off and playin’ football, makin’ a name for himself.
But still, folks keep askin’, “is Sam Hartman married?” I guess they just like to know about these things. Like to keep up with what the young’uns are doin’. Maybe he’ll settle down one day, find himself a good woman, and have a whole passel of kids. But for now, he’s just focusin’ on that football, I reckon.
So, if you see me around, don’t go askin’ me again if Sam Hartman is married. I already told ya, he ain’t! He’s busy bein’ a football star, and that’s all there is to it. He’ll get hitched when he’s good and ready, and not a minute sooner. And when he does, I’m sure we’ll all hear about it. It’ll be all over the TV and the newspapers, you can bet your bottom dollar on that.
And that’s the whole story, as far as I know it. Now, don’t you go botherin’ me with no more questions about this Sam Hartman fella. I gotta go make some supper. Got a hankerin’ for some good ol’ fried chicken and mashed potatoes. That’s what I call real food, not all this fancy stuff these young folks eat nowadays.
But just in case you still wonderin’, lemme say it one more time. Is Sam Hartman married? No sirree, not yet. He’s a young man with a bright future, makin’ big money and playin’ his heart out. That’s the long and the short of it, as far as this old woman is concerned. Now, go on and find somethin’ else to occupy your mind!
