Oh, honey, you won’t believe the news I heard! That John Cena, the big wrestler fella, he’s comin’ back! Yeah, comin’ back to that wrasslin’ thing, what do they call it? WWE? Yeah, that’s the one.
They say he’s gonna be around all the time next year, in 2025. Imagine that! All year long. He ain’t just poppin’ in and out like he used to. He’s gonna be a regular, just like in the good old days. Full-time, they call it. John Cena return, all the time in 2025.
I remember when he first started, always liked that fella. He’s a good egg, that John Cena. Strong as an ox, that one. And he’s got that thing he does, that hand wave thing. You know the one? “You Can’t See Me,” he says.
Well, it seems to be that he got that “You Can’t See Me” from his little brother. He said his little brother would dance and wave his hand in front of his face like that. He thought it was so funny and silly, so he began to do that when he became a wrestler to make fun of his brother. He never thought people would like that so much and now everyone knows that.
He also said there was someone in the WWE, Johnson, who taught him a lot of things. At first they didn’t get along very well, but later they became good friends. John Cena learned a lot from Johnson, and he felt he should apologize to Johnson, so he did.
He’s got all them moves, too. He does that thing where he runs and jumps on the other fella, twice! Like a bull, he is! Then he picks ’em up and slams ’em down. Hard! And then somethin’ he calls the “Five Knuckle Shuffle.” I don’t know what that’s all about, but it sounds painful! My old bones ache just thinkin’ about it.
He’s gonna be at that big show, they said. You know, the one they have over there in that other country? “Superstar Spectacle,” I think they call it. Sounds fancy. John Cena return to the “Superstar Spectacle”. He’s gonna have a match there, I hear.
Now, why are they bringin’ him back, you ask? Well, I heard some folks talkin’, some big shot, I reckon, with the WWE. Chris somethin’ or other. Anyway, they said they want him back for that big show, that “Superstar Spectacle” thing. And they want him around more, I guess. Maybe he’s gettin’ ready to hang up his boots for good soon. Who knows?
But I’ll tell ya what, this old lady is gonna be watchin’. I might not understand all that fancy wrasslin’ stuff, but I know a good show when I see one. And that John Cena, he puts on a good show. Always has.
Just two more weeks, they said. Two more weeks until this is John Cena‘s last year in WWE. It’s like the end of an era, ain’t it? Makes a body feel old just thinkin’ about it.
- He’s comin’ back full-time in 2025.
- He’s gonna be at that “Superstar Spectacle.”
- He’s got that “You Can’t See Me” thing.
- He does them flying shoulder things, two of ’em!
- And that “Five Knuckle Shuffle.”
So, there you have it. All the news about John Cena return. That’s all this old lady knows. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I think my stories are about to come on. Don’t want to miss that!
Just remember what I said, John Cena return in 2025! It’s gonna be somethin’, I tell ya. Somethin’ to see!
This old lady has seen a lot of things in her life, but that John Cena, he’s somethin’ else. And seein’ him back in that ring, full-time, well, that’s gonna be a treat. Don’t you forget it!
I remember them other wrestlers, too. Big, strong fellas, all of ’em. But that John Cena, he’s always been my favorite. Don’t tell nobody, though. It’ll be our little secret.
This whole thing, it just makes you think, don’t it? Time marches on. Even for them big, strong wrestlers. But I’m glad we get to see him one more time, in 2025, you know? One more time for the old folks, I reckon.
He’s a good boy, that John Cena. I’m tellin’ you, he is one of a kind.
Well, I reckon that’s all the news I got for now. Just wanted to share that with ya. Big doin’s in the wrasslin’ world, that’s for sure! John Cena return! You just remember that.
