Well, let me tell you, gettin’ them NFL tickets ain’t as easy as pie. You gotta be quicker than a squirrel up a tree, I tell ya! It’s all about that NFL tickets sale. Now, when do these NFL tickets go on sale? That’s the million-dollar question, ain’t it?
They say them tickets, they go on sale around when they tell us the schedule. The NFL schedule release, they call it. That’s usually sometime in April or May. Like when the flowers start bloomin’ and the birds start chirpin’. You gotta keep your ears open for that.
This year, they got that big game, the Super Bowl, you know the one everybody watches? It’s gonna be a real hootenanny. If you wanna go to that, you better be ready to sell your best cow! Them Super Bowl tickets are more expensive than gold, I reckon.
Now, if you ain’t got that kind of money, you can still see a game. Regular season games, they’re cheaper. But you still gotta be fast! These NFL tickets, they go quicker than hotcakes at a church social. One minute they’re there, next minute, poof! Gone!
- First, you gotta know when the NFL schedule release is. That’s usually in the spring, like April or May.
- Then, you gotta be ready to pounce! Them tickets, they’ll be on sale real soon after that schedule comes out.
- You can buy ’em online, you know, on them computer-ma-jigs. But I don’t trust them machines.
Some folks, they wait till the last minute. They think they can get a better deal that way. But I say, that’s a risky game! You might end up with nothin’ but an empty wallet and a sad face. Buy NFL tickets early is what I say!
If you are really thinkin’ ’bout goin’, you better get your ducks in a row. You gotta figure out which game you wanna see. And who’s playin’? That Dallas Cowboys, them boys are popular. And expensive! They say a ticket to see them play is like buyin’ a whole new tractor! More than $399, can you believe that? The average NFL ticket price is around $253. Still a lot of money, if you ask me.
Now, some folks, they buy them tickets and then they can’t go. Maybe they got sick, or maybe their cow had a calf at the wrong time. So they gotta sell them tickets. That’s another way to get ’em, but you gotta be careful. Make sure you’re buyin’ from someone you trust. Don’t want no funny business.
- You can try to get tickets after they’re first sold, but that can be tricky.
- Some folks sell their tickets if they can’t go, but be careful who you buy from.
- If you are gonna sell your tickets, do it at least five weeks before the game. Don’t wait till the last minute!
And if you’re gonna sell your tickets, sell at least five weeks before the game. It’s the smart way, many people will list one to four weeks before.
I heard on the radio, them young folks, they watch the games on that YouTube TV now. They say it’s got all them channels, like Fox, NBC, ABC, CBS, and even that NFL Network. They even got that NFL Sunday Ticket thing on there. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But I’ll stick to my old radio, thank you very much.
So, there you have it. That’s all I know about them NFL tickets. It’s a whole lot of fuss, if you ask me. But if you’re a real fan, I reckon it’s worth it. Just remember to be quick, be smart, and don’t spend your whole life savings on a ticket! You never know when you might need that money for somethin’ important, like a new rooster or a good pair of boots. And don’t you forget it!
One more thing, if a game gets moved, like if there’s a big storm or somethin’, your ticket is usually still good. They call that postponed or rescheduled games. So don’t throw your ticket away if the game gets moved. You might still get to see it! That happened to my neighbor once, and he was real glad he didn’t throw his ticket in the trash!
Alright, I’ve talked your ear off enough. Just remember what I said about them NFL tickets sale date. Keep your eyes peeled and your wallet ready. And good luck gettin’ them tickets! You’ll need it!
