Well, let me tell you somethin’ about these two fellas, that Brian Robinson Jr. and Jerome Ford. It’s like pickin’ between two good taters, ain’t it? Both is good for somethin’ at least. But which one’s gonna fill your belly better when it comes to that fantasy football? Lordy, that’s the question everyone’s askin’.
Now, I ain’t no fancy expert, I just know what I see. That Brian Robinson Jr., he’s a strong boy, I tell ya. He runs like a mule with a purpose. He ain’t afraid to get his hands dirty, that one. He will get ya some points, that’s for sure. And they be callin’ him the thunder runnin’ back for the Washington Commanders.
- He’s tough.
- He runs hard.
- He gets them yards.
But that Jerome Ford, now he’s a different kind of fella. He is for the Browns and he’s a little quicker on his feet, maybe. He can slip and slide through them defenders like a greased piglet. If he gets some space, he’s gone, whoosh! Just like that. He’s got some speed. He’s fillin’ in for that Nick Chubb fella. Chubb got hurt. So Ford, he’s got big shoes to fill, they say.
So, who do ya pick? Who do you draft? Who do you start? Well, it depends on what ya need, don’t it? If you need a strong boy, a workhorse, then maybe that Brian Robinson Jr. is your man. If ya got a draft, and they say he gets picked early sometimes, that Robinson.
But if you need a little more speed, a little more fancy footwork, then maybe Jerome Ford is the one. I tell ya, pickin’ between these two is like tryin’ to decide which pie to eat at the church social. They both look good, smell good, and you know they’re gonna be good.
I seen some folks sayin’ they use some fancy stats to compare ’em. Numbers and such. Well, I don’t know much about that. I just know what my eyes tell me. And my eyes tell me both these boys can play. They are both running backs, you know? That means they run with the ball.
This fantasy football, it’s a big deal these days. Everyone’s talkin’ about it. Who to pick, who to play. It’s like pickin’ your best hog for the county fair. You want the one that’s gonna bring home the ribbon, right?
Now, I heard some folks sayin’ that Robinson, he had a good week. He was better than some other fellas, Zach somethin’ and David somethin’. Don’t know ’em. But they say Robinson, he beat ’em. He was the best that week, they sayin’.
But that don’t mean he’s always gonna be the best, does it? Just like a good rain don’t always come when you need it. Sometimes it pours, sometimes it’s just a drizzle.
That Ford fella, he’s gonna have his good days too. He’s gonna run like the wind sometimes. He will get a touchdown or two. You just wait and see. When he got that opportunity, he’s gonna shine. Like a brand new penny.
So, when you’re sittin’ there, lookin’ at your lineup, tryin’ to decide between Brian Robinson Jr. and Jerome Ford, just remember what I told ya. They’re both good. They’re both gonna get ya some points.
- Brian Robinson Jr., he’s strong.
- Jerome Ford, he’s quick.
- They both can play.
Just pick the one that feels right to ya. Go with your gut, just like when you’re pickin’ a ripe melon from the garden. You just know, don’t ya? You just know which one’s gonna be sweet and juicy. And that is the optimal lineup, they say. The best one you can do.
This whole thing, it ain’t rocket science. Don’t let them fancy words fool ya. It’s just football. And these two boys, Brian Robinson Jr. and Jerome Ford, they’re just football players. Good ones, too. They both play for the NFL. That’s the big league, you know.
So, there ya have it. That’s all I gotta say about that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got some chores to do. And maybe I’ll think about this some more while I’m at it. It’s a real head-scratcher, ain’t it? Who to choose, who to choose…