Well, well, well, look what we have here, Monday Night Raw. That’s the show with all the wrestlin’, ain’t it? I heard all the young folks talkin’ ’bout it. They get all riled up watchin’ them big ol’ fellas throw each other around. It’s a real hoot, I reckon. But this old gal, I need help figuring out this here internet thing. How’s a body supposed to watch that Monday Night Raw on time?
They say it starts at 8 o’clock. 8 o’clock Eastern Time, whatever that is. Sounds fancy. We just go by the sun ’round here. But 8 o’clock it is. And they say 7 o’clock for them folks in the Central Time. You gotta keep track of all these times, my goodness. This whole Monday Night Raw time thing is complicated. Where is the time?
Now, how do you watch it? They say somethin’ ’bout USA Network. What is USA Network? Is that some kinda newfangled contraption? We used to just have that one channel with the rabbit ears, you know? This USA Network, it must be important if that’s where Monday Night Raw is. And this is how to watch Monday Night Raw, I guess.
And then there’s all this other stuff. Fubo, Peacock, YouTube, DirecTV, what is all that stuff? Sounds like a bunch of gobbledegook to me. Is that how folks watch TV now? It’s all so confusing. Back in my day, you just turned on the TV and that was that. This is all about the Monday Night Raw time and where.
- USA Network
- 8 PM ET
- 7 PM CT
- Fubo TV
- Peacock
- YouTube TV
- DirecTV
I heard some folks say somethin’ ’bout watchin’ it live. Live means it’s happenin’ right then and there, right? Like when the rooster crows in the mornin’, that’s live. So this Monday Night Raw, it’s happenin’ live every Monday. Every single Monday. That’s a lot of wrestlin’.
And they got all these other things too, SmackDown, NXT, live events, house shows. What in the tarnation is a house show? Sounds like a party to me. Do they wrestle in somebody’s house? I reckon that would be a sight to see. But I only care about the Monday Night Raw. And what is the Monday Night Raw time?
And get this, they say SmackDown is gonna be three hours long! Three hours! Who can sit still that long watchin’ folks wrestle? My old bones would be achin’ somethin’ fierce. They say it starts in January, on Friday evenings. But that’s not Monday Night Raw, so I don’t care about that now.
They talk about this Netflix thing too. Sounds like another one of them newfangled ways to watch TV. They say Monday Night Raw is gonna be on there soon. Big night for the wrestlin’ company, they say. Whatever that means. All I want is Monday Night Raw time on USA Network. That is not so hard.
I saw somethin’ about a deal with the USA Network endin’ in October. Sounds like a bunch of business talk to me. Don’t matter much to this old gal. Just as long as I can figure out when and where to watch my Monday Night Raw, I’m happy as a clam. These young folks and their complicated internet, and what is Monday Night Raw time, I just don’t know.
So, to sum it all up, what I gather is this: that Monday Night Raw thing, it’s on every Monday. Starts at 8 o’clock Eastern Time. You watch it on that USA Network thing, or maybe one of them other things like Fubo or Peacock if you’re into that sort of thing. They say it is live, whatever that means. And it is all about the Monday Night Raw time. I just hope I can figure this internet thing out before then.
I guess I gotta ask one of them young whippersnappers to show me how this all works. Maybe they can explain this Monday Night Raw time to me in a way I understand. It’s all a big mystery to me. But I sure do love watchin’ them wrestlers. They are so strong. Now where is the Monday Night Raw time on every Monday? 8 PM ET, right? Oh, my old brain!
