That Braun Strowman, he’s a big fella, ain’t he? I seen him on the TV, throwin’ them other fellas around like they was rag dolls. Heard he got hurt, that neck surgery thing. Poor guy. Neck ain’t somethin’ you wanna mess with, no sir. That is what my old man used to say. My old man work at farm, very strong, you know? But once he hurt his back. Oh, boy, he can’t do nothin’!
They call him the Monster of All Monsters. Sounds scary, don’t it? But my grandson, he loves him. Says he’s the best wrestler. Wrestlin’, that’s what they call it, right? It’s all that jumpin’ and yellin’ and carryin’ on. I don’t know. It is too much for me. I like to watch my shows, not all that violence.
I seen this one time, this Braun Strowman, he flipped over a whole dang truck! Can you believe that? Strong as an ox, that one. But even the strongest ox can get hurt. This neck surgery for Braun Strowman, it’s a big deal. He’ll be out for a while, I reckon. That’s what they said on the TV, anyway.
They said he got hurt fightin’ some other fella named Bronson. Big fella, too. They was goin’ at it, and then Braun, he started limpin’. Didn’t look good. Then he said somethin’ about a groin tear. Whatever that is. Sounds awful painful, though. All these injuries, it’s a rough business, this wrestlin’ thing. That’s why my old man told me never marry a wrestler. Good thing I didn’t.
- Braun Strowman, big guy.
- Neck surgery, ouch!
- He’s a monster, they say.
- Hurt his groin, too.
- Wrestlin’ is rough.
My grandson, he was real sad when he heard about Braun Strowman’s neck surgery. He kept sayin’, “Grandma, when’s he comin’ back?” I told him, “Honey, I don’t know. It takes time to heal from somethin’ like that.” My old man hurt his neck once, liftin’ hay bales. He was down and out for weeks.
This Braun Strowman, he said he’s comin’ back to wrestle soon as he’s healed up. That’s good, I guess. My grandson will be happy. Me, I’m just glad it ain’t my neck. I wouldn’t be able to do my gardenin’ if my neck was hurt. I got tomatoes to tend to, you know. And beans. My beans are doin’ real good this year.
It is not easy to be a wrestler. They got hurt all the time. This Braun Strowman neck surgery is serious. But they are strong. They will be back. You know, like my old man always say, you can’t keep a good man down. I think that is right. He will be back, throwin’ people around again. You just wait and see. And he got a title before. But he lost it. That’s sad. Maybe he can get it again.
I remember one time, Braun Strowman, he was fightin’ this other fella, Carmelo somethin’. He just picked him up and threw him like he was nothin’. Just like that! My grandson, he jumped up and down, yellin’ and hollerin’. He loves that stuff. Me, I just shook my head. Too much excitement for this old lady.
They say this Braun Strowman, he’s been havin’ a hard time lately. Hurt a lot, I guess. And somethin’ about his talkin’ not bein’ good. And people don’t think he’s special no more. I don’t know about all that. He still seems pretty special to me. Flippin’ over trucks and all. He is a big guy. That is for sure. No one can say he is not strong.
This neck surgery is a setback, for sure. But I think he’ll be back. He seems like a tough fella. And my grandson, he’s countin’ on it. He keeps askin’ me, “Grandma, do you think Braun Strowman will be okay?” I tell him, “Of course, honey. He’s a strong guy. He’ll be back to throwin’ people around in no time.” Just like my old man’s back, it just needs time to heal.
- Carmelo Hayes, he got thrown around.
- Braun Strowman had some hard times.
- He is tough.
- He will be okay.
- Need to be strong, like my old man.
So, this Braun Strowman neck surgery, it is a big deal. But I hope he gets better soon. For my grandson’s sake. And for his sake, too. He is fun to watch. Even for an old lady like me. Just hope he don’t hurt himself too bad. Wrestlin’ ain’t for the faint of heart, that’s for sure. You need to be tough like bull. Like my old man. He was a tough one.
Anyway, I need to go check on my garden. Those tomatoes ain’t gonna pick themselves. And I got a pie in the oven. Apple pie. My grandson’s favorite. Maybe I will let him watch some wrestlin’ while he eats it. He will like that. He sure misses that Braun Strowman.
