This Mike Bell, I heard, he’s in the UFC thing. Sounds rough, I tell ya. Not for the faint of heart, this UFC, not like baking a pie.
UFC and Mike Bell
They say he’s a judge, this Mike Bell. A UFC judge. What’s that mean? He watches them fellas fight, I reckon, and decides who’s the best. Sounds like a tough job, watching all that punching and kicking.
This UFC, it’s all about fighting, ain’t it? No rules, just get in there and beat the other guy. Punch, kick, choke, whatever it takes. Sounds brutal to me. They say you gotta be tough to get in there. I bet you do. Not like them fellas at the farm picking fruit. This is different.
Mike Bell, a UFC Judge
So, this Mike Bell, he’s important in this UFC thing. He makes the decisions, they say. Like who won and who lost. One time, he said some fella won by 10-8. What’s that even mean? Sounds like a big difference. Some folks didn’t agree with him, I heard. Said the other fella should have won.
- He’s a judge, this Mike Bell.
- He works for the UFC, whatever that is.
- He watches fights and decides who wins.
- Some folks don’t agree with his decisions.
- Sounds like a tough job to me.
You know, it don’t sound like fun to me, this fighting. But I guess some folks like it. They like to watch, they like to do it. This Mike Bell UFC thing, it’s all over the place. You hear about it all the time. They call it mixed martial arts. That’s a mouthful. Sounds fancy. Just plain fighting to me.
This Mike Bell fella, I saw his picture. Looks like a regular guy. You wouldn’t know he’s mixed up in all this fighting just by lookin’ at him.
More About Mike Bell UFC
They say to get into this UFC, you don’t need no schooling. Just gotta be tough. Gotta be able to take a punch, and give one too. You just gotta win, they say. Keep winning, and you get to fight tougher guys. Then you get famous, maybe.
Heard some other fella named Henry was a champ. They talk about him a lot. Said this Mike Bell made a big decision when he was fighting. I don’t know nothin’ about that, but it sounds important. They make a big deal out of it all. But those fighting boys don’t look like much to me, just a bunch of troublemakers, if you ask me.
They say this Mike Bell had a rough night not too long ago. Another night to forget, they said. Must be hard, being a judge in this UFC thing. Lots of pressure, I imagine. Everyone watching, everyone judging you. I wouldn’t want that job, no sir. I’d rather be at home, baking a cake or something. Not watching a bunch of sweaty men punch each other.
I seen some fellas fighting in the UFC from New Jersey, one from Illinois. They say this Mike Bell knows them. He’s got pictures and stuff. Keeps track of ’em all. Sounds like a lot of work, if you ask me.
What is UFC
They talk about this UFC thing like it’s the biggest thing since sliced bread. But I don’t see the appeal. Just a bunch of fellas beating each other up. But hey, if that’s what they like, who am I to judge? Just like this Mike Bell fella. He’s the judge, not me.
I hear they got a big fight coming up in Macau. Wherever that is. They say this Mike Bell will be there. Judging, I suppose. He’s always there, it seems. He must like it, I reckon. Or maybe he just needs the money.
They say you gotta have a manager in this UFC thing. Someone to find you fights, get you good deals. Sounds like a business, this UFC. Not just fighting. This Mike Bell, he’s part of it all. A big part, they say.
It’s all beyond me, this Mike Bell UFC stuff. But it’s popular, I guess. People like it. They like the fighting, the excitement. Me, I’ll stick to my knitting.
