Ya know, sometimes things ain’t what they seem. Like, you see a shiny apple, think it’s gonna be sweet, but then you bite in and it’s sour as a lemon! That’s kinda what this whole “artifact of delusion” thing reminds me of.
Now, I ain’t no scholar, but from what I hear, this artifact thingy, it messes with chests after you do that teleporter whatchamacallit. Like, you open ’em up, get your goodies, and then, poof! They all close up again. And then you gotta guess what was inside. Can you believe it? It’s like playin’ a trick on your own mind!
- First, you get your loot.
- Then, the chests close up.
- You gotta remember what you got, or you lose it!
Sounds like a whole lotta trouble if ya ask me. Why make things harder than they gotta be? But, I guess some folks like a challenge. They like to test their memory, see if they can remember what came out of which chest.
If you get it right, you get more stuff. But if you get it wrong? Well, say goodbye to what you got. It’s a gamble, plain and simple. And I ain’t much of a gambler myself.
Now, they also say this artifact thingy ain’t the only one. There’s another one, somethin’ about monsters showin’ up where they ain’t supposed to. Sounds like a real mess to me. Like things gettin’ all mixed up and confused.
You know, it’s like when you go to the store and they moved everything around. You spend half the day lookin’ for the dang sugar, only to find it where the flour used to be. That’s kinda what this delusion thing is like. Makes you question what’s real and what ain’t.
And gettin’ this artifact ain’t easy either, or so I hear. You gotta do all sorts of things, like findin’ keys and goin’ through trials. And then there’s codes and codes you gotta put in. Seems like a lot of fuss for somethin’ that just messes with your head.
But hey, who am I to judge? If people wanna chase after illusions and tricks, that’s their business. Me, I like things simple and straightforward. What you see is what you get. None of this fancy-schmancy delusion stuff for me.
So, next time you hear about this “artifact of delusion,” just remember, it’s all about makin’ things tricky. It’s about testin’ your memory and takin’ chances. And if you’re up for that, well, go right ahead. But don’t come cryin’ to me if you lose all your stuff!
In the end, it’s all just a game. A game of memory and chance. And whether you win or lose, well, that’s up to you and your brain. Just remember, things ain’t always what they seem. And sometimes, a little bit of delusion can go a long way.
Tags: Artifact, Delusion, Risk of Rain, Devotion Update, Chests, Items, Memory, Challenge, Game
