Alright, listen up, y’all. We gonna talk about this here Arknights thing, and figure out who’s the best of the best, ya hear? Like, who you should be spendin’ your...

Alright, let’s talk about this “referees decisions crossword” thing. I don’t know much about fancy crosswords, you know, the kind them city folks do, but I reckon I can figure...

Alright, let’s talk about this Amanda Balionis girl. Folks are gossiping, saying all sorts of things, like did Amanda Balionis get fired? Well, hold your horses, I’m gonna tell ya...

Alright, let’s talk about this Paige Spiranac girl, the one everybody’s yappin’ about. I ain’t no golf expert, mind you, but I hear things, ya know? People talkin’ at the...

Alright, so, you wanna know ’bout them Olympic channel talkin’ folks, huh? Them commentators, yeah? Well, lemme tell ya, it ain’t rocket science. They just jabberin’ on about them young’uns...

Alright, listen up, y’all! We gonna talk about them cool starship names, ya hear? Like, for them spaceships flyin’ around in them there stories and games. Them fancy folks call...

Alright, so listen up, y’all. Gonna tell ya ’bout this Princess Love and Floyd Mayweather fella. Heard all sorts of things, ya know, like whispers in the wind. Seems like...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Mexico Open thingy, the golf game they play down Mexico way. I ain’t no expert, mind you, just tellin’ it like I see...

Alright, let’s talk about them Gasol brothers, Pau and Marc. You know, the basketball fellas. Big boys, real big. I seen ‘em play on that TV thingy, the one with...

Alright, let’s talk about this Sahith Theegala fella, you know, the golfer. Seems like a good kid, plays that golf real good. Folks are always curious about where these young’uns...