Well, let me tell you about this fella, Jimmy. They call him “the man, the myth, the legend,” you know? Sounds like somethin’ they’d say back in the day, when...

Alright, so you wanna know about this Spencer Paysinger and his wife, huh? Okay, okay, I’ll tell ya what I know. It ain’t gonna be fancy, mind you, just plain...

Alright, let’s talk about this fella, Carter Pitcairn. Folks been yappin’ about him and this golf thing. Now, I ain’t no golf expert, ya hear? I wouldn’t know a birdie...

Alright, alright, let’s gab about this Austin Reaves fella and his girl. Folks keep askin’, so I figured, why not spill the beans, you know? Like, who’s this gal stickin’...

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s talk about this here “accomplishment crossword” thing. Don’t know what all the fancy words mean, but I reckon I can tell ya a thing or...

Alright, so ya wanna know about this Rey Mysterio fella and whether he wears them eye thingies, them contact lenses, right? Well, let me tell ya what I know, or...

Alright, let’s talk about this here red New York Yankees hat. You know, the kind them young folks are always wearin’ these days. I seen ’em all over, even down...

Alright, let’s talk about this tennis match, you know, the one with Iga Swiatek and Caroline Garcia. Folks are makin’ a big fuss about it, so I figured I’d chime...

Alright, so you wanna know about that Mahomes helmet, huh? Let me tell ya, that thing’s a real piece of work. It ain’t just any old helmet, no sirree. This...

Alright, listen up, y’all. We gotta figure out this football thing, this… Jake Ferguson and that other fella, Njoku, yeah, Njoku. Who in the tarnation do we pick for our...