Well, let me tell ya about these here… uh… red panties. You know, the kind them city girls wear. Don’t rightly know why they call ‘em “lingerie” now, sounds fancy, but it’s just underwear to me. Red ones, though. Always a bit… eye-catchin’, ain’t they?
Now, I ain’t no expert on these things. Wore plain cotton drawers my whole life, the kind that last forever. But I hear tell from my niece, she lives in the city, that these red things come in all sorts. Some are soft, like, real soft, she says. Made of somethin’ called “organic cotton” or somethin’. Says it feels like butter on your skin. Butter, can you imagine? Wouldn’t that just melt right off ya on a hot day?
- She talks about “bralettes” and “briefs.” Sounds like somethin’ you’d wear to a fancy tea party, not underneath your clothes. But she says it’s comfortable.
- Comfortable, huh? Guess that’s important, even if you are wearin’ somethin’ red and… you know… frilly.
Then there’s them other kinds, the ones she calls “lacy corsets.” Now, those sound downright dangerous! Like somethin’ you’d wear to a rodeo, not to bed. But she says they make ya feel… what was the word? “Sexy?” Hmph. At my age, “sexy” is gettin’ a good night’s sleep without my back achin’. But these young girls, they like feelin’ that way, I guess. Makes ‘em feel like they’re somethin’ special.
I asked her, “Why red, though? Seems a bit loud, don’t it?” She just laughed and said it’s about feelin’ confident, feelin’ good about yourself. Well, I guess if a little bit of red fabric can do that, then more power to ‘em.
She told me about these “high-waisted” ones, the kind you wear with them high-pants the young folks are wearin’ these days. Said they’re comfortable too, and they… what’d she say? “Fit well.” And when you’re comfortable, she says, you feel a little bit… you know… that “sexy” word again. Imagine that! Comfortable and fancy. Seems like they’ve thought of everything.
Then there’s “hipster” underwear, she called ‘em. With a name like that, I figured they’d be worn by them skinny boys with the tight pants, but turns out, women wear ‘em too. Made of cotton, she says, so they must be alright. Guess there’s a red panty for every kind of gal, from the fancy city ladies to… well, to everyone, I guess.
There’s so many different kinds, she says. From the cheap ones you can find at the market, to the real expensive ones from them fancy stores. And they come in all sorts of sizes, too. So, whether you’re skinny as a rail or got a little more meat on your bones, there’s a red panty out there for ya. If you want one, that is. I’m stickin’ with my plain cotton ones, thank you very much. They may not be red and fancy, but they keep me covered and they’re comfortable. And at my age, that’s all that matters.
My niece, she’s always talkin’ about “treating yourself.” Says you gotta do nice things for yourself every now and then. And I guess, for some girls, that means buyin’ some red… what-cha-ma-call-its. If it makes ‘em happy, I ain’t gonna judge. We all got our own ways of feelin’ good. Though, I still don’t see the point of wearin’ somethin’ red and frilly under your clothes. But then again, I ain’t never been one for fashion. Give me a good pair of overalls and a sturdy pair of boots any day.
Anyway, that’s about all I know about red panties. Seems like a whole lot of fuss over somethin’ you can’t even see half the time. But like I said, I ain’t no expert. Just an old woman who knows what she likes, and that ain’t red, frilly underwear. But if it makes you happy, you go right ahead and wear ‘em. Just make sure they’re comfortable, alright? And maybe don’t wear them lacy corsets to the rodeo, unless you want to get yourself tangled up in somethin’ you can’t get out of.
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