Well, let me tell ya, I heard somethin’ mighty interestin’ the other day ’bout two big ol’ wrestlers – Bret Hart and Hulk Hogan. Now, you might be wonderin’ what them two have in common, besides the fact they both got muscles bigger than a barn door. Well, it’s all ’bout a little thing called a tug of war. Yep, you heard me right, a tug of war. Not the kind we used to play when we were kids, pullin’ that ol’ rope across the dirt, but somethin’ a lot bigger and fancier, with belts and a lotta showin’ off. So, let me walk ya through it.
Now, first off, you gotta understand who these fellas are. Bret Hart, he’s got this nickname, “The Hitman,” and I reckon it suits him pretty well. He’s the kind of wrestler that takes his time and makes every move look real pretty. Then you got Hulk Hogan, a big ol’ fella with muscles like an oak tree. Back in the day, Hulk was the biggest name in wrestling – folks used to say “Hulkamania” was runnin’ wild, and you could hear it from one end of the town to the other. But things weren’t always so friendly between the two, no sir.
So, what happened with this tug of war? Well, turns out there was this photoshoot once, real fancy one too, where they was both holdin’ onto the same championship belt, pullin’ in different directions like two mules fightin’ over a plow. Now, I’m sure it looked real cool in the pictures, with the two of ’em dressed up in their tight clothes, muscles bulgin’, but there was more to it than just some pretty photos.
Ya see, this wasn’t just for fun. It was all part of buildin’ up a big ol’ match that never quite happened. There was talk for a while ’bout Bret Hart and Hulk Hogan goin’ head-to-head for the WWF Championship. People was excited, ya know, thinkin’ it would be the biggest match of the year, maybe even of the decade. But it didn’t quite turn out that way. Bret Hart, after he won King of the Ring, thought he was finally ready to take on Hulk Hogan. But Hogan, well, he didn’t wanna drop that championship belt to Bret, no sir. He was holdin’ on tight to it, like a dog with a bone.
Now, some folks said Hogan didn’t wanna lose to Bret at SummerSlam in ’93, and that caused some tension between the two. You see, at that point, Hogan wasn’t the huge attraction he once was. He was still popular, sure, but not like the old days. And Bret, well, he was on the rise, folks were startin’ to see him as the future of wrestling. So there was a lotta talk ’bout who should get that belt next, and who deserved it more.
But what about that tug of war, huh? Well, it turns out that photoshoot was more than just a fun idea for publicity. It was meant to hype up a match between the two of ’em, a match where they would battle for the title. But like I said, things didn’t go as planned. Bret thought Hogan was holdin’ onto that belt like it was his last pair of boots, and Hogan didn’t wanna let go. So, instead of a big ol’ fight, we got a photoshoot. They were takin’ pictures of ‘em pullin’ that rope back and forth, but it wasn’t the same as what folks were hopin’ for – a real match.
Now, even though there was all this tension between ’em, the two wrestlers had their moments. They wasn’t always fightin’, and at one point, they did get along. But in the end, it was clear there wasn’t much love between them, not when it came to who would wear that championship belt. I reckon Hogan didn’t think Bret was ready for that level of stardom, while Bret thought Hogan was clingin’ to the past. They just couldn’t see eye to eye.
Still, the story ain’t all bad. There was a time when folks thought they might actually get to see a big match between the two. But like a lotta things in life, it just didn’t happen the way people thought. The whole thing with the tug of war was more about what coulda been, rather than what actually happened.
Now, I reckon a lotta folks still wonder what woulda happened if Bret Hart and Hulk Hogan had really gone at it in the ring. Would Bret have taken the belt? Or would Hulk have found a way to hold on, just like he always did? We’ll never know for sure, but it sure is fun to think about. And even if it didn’t happen, that tug of war, well, it’ll always be a reminder of what coulda been.
Tags:[Bret Hart, Hulk Hogan, Wrestling, Tug of War, WWF, SummerSlam 1993, Championship Belt, Wrestling Feud]