That Bron Breakker, he sure is somethin’. I seen him on the TV, rasslin’ around and throwin’ them other fellas like they was rag dolls. He’s a big strong boy, that one. Reminds me of my grandson, always gettin’ into somethin’, but this one, he gets paid for it!
He got some fancy moves, this Bron Breakker. He does this thing where he bends ’em backwards. They call it the, uh, “Steiner Recliner.” Sounds like somethin’ you’d buy down at the furniture store, not somethin’ you’d do to a man! But I guess it works, ’cause them other fellas sure do holler when he does it. He also picks ’em up and slams ’em down. And he runs and tackles ’em real hard. That one they call the “spear.”
- He wins a lot, that Bron Breakker.
- He’s got muscles on his muscles.
- He used to be a good guy, but sometimes he’s a bad guy now.
I heard he won some kinda belt, a championship, I reckon. He beat some fella named Ziggler. Then he lost it to another fella, Carmelo somethin’. Then he got all mean and nasty. Started actin’ up, like a bull in a china shop. Don’t really make it easier to know if you should root for him, that boy. One day he’s smilin’ and bein’ nice, next day he’s throwin’ a fit. People still like him, and his name Bron Breakker is always around on the TV.
Speakin’ of breakers, reminds me of that time the lights went out in the whole house. Old man had to go down to the basement and fiddle with that electric box. He said it was a breaker that tripped. I don’t know nothin’ about that, but he got the lights back on. He said somethin’ about not getting shocked. Sounds dangerous. That Bron Breakker, he don’t have to worry about gettin’ shocked, I guess. Unless they got some kinda electric move in that rasslin’ nowadays.
The old man, he used to work with his hands a lot. Said there was ways to make work easier, somethin’ about drillin’ and pullin’ wires. Sounds like a lot of work to me. I just like to watch my stories on the TV. And this Bron Breakker, he sure does put on a show. It is not easier to understand what they say sometimes on the TV, but Bron Breakker is easy to see he is very strong.
He’s a young fella, that Bron Breakker. Got his whole life ahead of him. Hope he don’t get hurt too bad, throwin’ them other fellas around like that. It ain’t like choppin’ wood or tendin’ the garden. It’s a whole different kind of work. But he seems to be good at it, this Bron Breakker. He better watch his temper though, or that could be bad for him.
That electric box, the breaker box, the old man told me to never touch it. Said it could be dangerous. He had all kinds of tools down there, drills and wires and such. I don’t know what any of it does. I just know you gotta be careful around electricity. One wrong move and you could get hurt real bad. Worse than gettin’ slammed by Bron Breakker, I imagine.
Workin’ with your hands, that’s honest work. My old man, he was a hard worker. Always doin’ somethin’. He said there was always ways to make work easier. You just gotta know the tricks. I guess that’s true for anythin’, even that rasslin’. That Bron Breakker, he’s learned the tricks, I reckon. He’s makin’ it look easy, but I bet it ain’t.
They say this Bron Breakker, he’s goin’ places. Gonna be a big star. I hope so. He’s fun to watch. And he reminds me of my grandson, full of energy and always gettin’ into somethin’. Just hope he stays safe and don’t get too big for his britches. That can happen to these young fellas, you know. They get a little taste of fame and fortune and they forget where they came from.
Well, I reckon that’s enough about Bron Breakker and breakers and all that. I need to go see what’s on the TV. Maybe that Bron Breakker will be on again. He sure is somethin’ to watch, that one. You never know what he’s gonna do next. That’s what makes it excitin’, I guess. Just like life, you never know what’s gonna happen next. You just gotta be ready for anythin’, I suppose. And don’t touch that electric box!
