Alright, let’s gab about this Corey Seager fella and how much money he’s got. Folks call it “net worth,” sounds fancy, but it just means how much stuff he owns minus what he owes. Like, if ya got a farm worth a million but owe the bank half a million, your net worth is half a million, see? Simple as pie.
Now, this Corey Seager, they say he’s a baseball player. Plays shortstop, whatever that means. Big money in that sport, I hear. Throws a ball, hits a ball, runs around… Seems easier than farmin’, but hey, that’s how the world works, I guess.
So, how much is this fella worth? Well, they’re throwin’ around big numbers. Some say 50 million dollars in 2024. That’s a whole lotta corn, let me tell ya! Fifty million! I can’t even imagine that much money. Why, you could buy a whole town with that kinda cash. Or maybe a whole lotta cows. Cows are good, dependable.
- 2022, they said 20 million.
- 2024, they jumpin’ to 50 million.
That’s a big jump, ain’t it? Musta hit a lotta home runs or somethin’. Or maybe he got a good contract. These sports fellas, they sign these contracts, get paid a ton of money. More money than a body knows what to do with, I reckon.
Born in 1994, this young fella is. April 27th. Spring chicken. And they call him “Seags,” Short for Seager, I s’pose. Folks these days with their nicknames. Always gotta shorten things up.
He plays for the Texas somethin’-or-others. Texas Rangers, that’s it. Before that, he was with the Dodgers. City fellas, mostly. Bet they never seen a real cow up close.
This Seager fella, he even got hitched. Married a gal named Madisyn Van Ham in December. Good for him. Finds a nice gal, settles down. That’s what a fella oughta do. Though, with 50 million, he coulda probably married anyone he wanted, I reckon.
Now, how’d he get all that money? Well, like I said, baseball. Big contracts, endorsements, probably sells his name for this and that. You see these fellas on TV, sellin’ shoes, sellin’ drinks, sellin’ everything under the sun. That’s how they rake it in. More power to ’em, I say.
Fifty million dollars. It just boggles the mind. You could buy all the land in my county with that kinda money. Probably still have some left over. Makes you wonder what they do with it all. Buy fancy cars, big houses, probably got servants runnin’ around doin’ everything for ’em. Can’t imagine livin’ like that. I like doin’ things myself.
But hey, good for him. He earned it, I guess. Or maybe he just got lucky. Sometimes it’s hard to tell in this world. But fifty million dollars…that’s a lot of scratch. More money than my whole family has seen in generations.
Anyways, that’s the story on Corey Seager’s net worth, best as I can figure it. Fifty million, give or take. A rich fella, that’s for sure. And that’s all there is to it.
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