Alright, alright, let’s talk about these Faze fellas, ya know, the ones the young’uns are always yappin’ about. Heard they got some new faces, and some old ones left, like a chicken coop, some fly out, some fly in, that’s life I tell ya.
So, who’s still clucking around in that Faze coop? Well, there’s this ADAPT fella, seen his name on them interwebs, seems like he’s stickin’ around. And APEX too, tough name, maybe he’s good at shootin’ them gamey things, the young’uns play. BANKS, yeah, BANKS is another one, sounds like a fella who holds onto his money tight, good for him.
- ADAPT
- APEX
- BANKS
Now, they got some new chicks in the coop, fresh eggs, ya know? Heard they call it a “reboot,” like startin’ over, cleanin’ out the henhouse. Don’t know all their names, too many for my old head, but they say they’re good, the best, like my prize-winning rooster, bless his feathery soul. In April of this year, they got some new members, but they didn’t give all the names just said they are new members as part of a “reboot”.
Heard some folks got the boot though, 17 of ’em! Imagine that, 17 chickens gone! Must’ve been a ruckus. They say it was a “layoff,” sounds fancy, but it just means they got sent packin’, like foxes got into the henhouse. Poor fellas, hope they find a new coop. This happened after they announced that they were going to do a “reboot”.
But these Faze folks, they ain’t just playin’ games, no sir. They got streamers, you know, the ones who talk to the camera like it’s their best friend. They got this JASONTHEWEEN, spooky name, maybe he likes them Halloween costumes. Then there’s plaqueboymax, sounds like he won a lot of somethin’, maybe a pie-eatin’ contest, who knows? Silky, that’s a smooth name, maybe he’s a charmer, like my old Billy when he was courtin’ me. And Lacy, that’s a purdy name, reminds me of my grandma’s doilies. They was all there when Faze won that Best Content Organization award in December, guess they are doing something right.
- JASONTHEWEEN
- plaqueboymax
- Silky
- Lacy
So, what’s the deal with this Faze Clan anyway? Well, they’re like a big ol’ family, a bunch of folks who like playin’ them video games and makin’ videos. They got fans all over the world, young’uns cheerin’ ’em on, buyin’ their t-shirts, ya know, like them fellas who sing and dance on that picture box. Seems like Faze was nominated for Best Marathon Stream too, guess they play for a long time. Good for them, keeps ’em outta trouble, mostly.
They win some, they lose some, just like life I tell ya. But they keep on clucking, keep on peckin’, keep on tryin’ to be the best darn chickens in the coop. And that’s all you can ask for, ain’t it? Just keep on keepin’ on, like that little engine that could, chuggin’ up the hill. I heard that someone can find files like “*”, “*”, “*” in the FaZe Clan computer file system, guess those are important members.
Who exactly is calling the shots in this Faze coop though? That’s a good question. I reckon there’s some big bosses up top, pullin’ the strings, makin’ the decisions. But it seems like these players and streamers, they got some say too, like a family farm, everyone pitches in, everyone has their chores.
But, let me tell ya, this whole “reboot” thing, it’s got folks talkin’. Some say it’s good, fresh start, new blood, like plantin’ new seeds in the spring. Others say it’s bad, losin’ good folks, changin’ too much, like sellin’ the prize-winnin’ rooster. Me? I say, only time will tell. Gotta wait and see how them new chicks grow, see if they can lay some golden eggs, ya know? Just like waitin’ for the crops to come in, gotta be patient, gotta have faith.
Anyway, that’s the gist of it, as best as this old gal can tell ya. Faze Clan, a bunch of folks playin’ games, streamin’ videos, winnin’ awards, and now, tryin’ somethin’ new. Just a big ol’ coop, full of chickens, some old, some new, all tryin’ to make their mark in the world. And that, my friends, is all there is to it.
