Alright, alright, let’s gab about this tennis stuff, you know, that Stan Wawrinka fella and that Garbine Muguruza gal. Folks been yakkin’ about ’em, sayin’ they might be a thing. Don’t know much about tennis myself, but I heard tell they smack them balls real good.
Now, some folks on that there internet, on a thing called “Insta-gram,” they seen pictures. Pictures of Stan and Garbine, both in them swimmin’ suits, in the same pool. Makes you wonder, don’t it? Are they just friends, splashin’ around, or is there somethin’ more to it?
Them internet busybodies, they call ’em “social media detectives,” they been snoopin’ around durin’ this here “corona-lockdown” thing. Sounds like a jail, if you ask me. Anyways, they reckon they found somethin’, a new “sportin’ power couple,” they say. More pictures, it seems. Lots of folks lookin’ at pictures these days.
- First off, them pictures in the pool, them got folks talkin’.
- Then, they sayin’ they seen ’em trainin’ together. Well, I guess tennis folks gotta train, right?
- And then, all this hush-hush, nobody sayin’ nothin’ for sure. Keeps people guessin’, I tell ya.
But hold on a minute, I heard somethin’ else too. This Garbine girl, she went and got hitched! Yep, married some fella named Arthur Borges. A fancy weddin’ in Spain, they say. So, that kinda throws a wrench in the works, don’t it? Makes you think them internet folks might be wrong.
And what about Stan? Well, he’s got a gal too, a certain Sara Hannoun. She even put a picture on her “Insta-gram,” wishin’ him a happy birthday and sayin’ “I Love You.” Plain as day, that is. So, maybe them detectives need to find a new case.
This Stan fella, he seems like a family man. Got a brother, sisters, and a daughter named Alexia. Born on February 12th, she was. Family’s important, you know. More important than hittin’ balls, if you ask me.
So, what’s the real story? Are Stan Wawrinka and Garbine Muguruza an item? Seems like a whole lotta nothin’ to me. Just folks jumpin’ to conclusions, lookin’ at pictures and makin’ up stories. Garbine’s married, Stan’s got a gal, and that’s that.
But I tell ya what, this “Insta-gram” thing, it’s a real troublemaker. Folks postin’ pictures, makin’ up rumors. Back in my day, we didn’t have none of that. If you wanted to know somethin’, you asked someone. And if they didn’t know, well, you just didn’t know. Life was simpler then.
This whole thing, it reminds me of them soap operas on the TV. Always some drama, always some misunderstandin’. But that’s just life, I guess. People talkin’, people wonderin’, people makin’ up stories. And sometimes, the truth is just plain boring.
So, let them internet folks keep snoopin’, let them keep guessin’. Me, I’m gonna go make myself a cup of tea. This tennis talk is makin’ my head spin. Relationships, they’re complicated things, even for them fancy tennis stars. And as for Stan and Garbine, well, they seem like nice folks, hittin’ them balls and livin’ their lives. And that’s all there is to it.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens. They ain’t interested in no tennis gossip, that’s for sure.
