Well, let me tell you, that Infinity Craft, it’s a thing, ain’t it? My grandkids, they’re always on about it. And they’re always building things, like them towers. Big tall things, they are. So, I figured, I might as well figure out how to make these darn towers myself. Maybe then I can talk to them about something they care about. It ain’t easy, you know, keeping up with these young’uns.
First thing you gotta know is, this ain’t like baking a pie. You don’t just throw things in a bowl and hope for the best. You gotta combine things, like that game, the kids play. One thing with another, and poof, you got something new. And you gotta combine, and combine, and combine some more. More complicated than it needs to be if you ask me, but, there it is. Gotta do what you gotta do to make a tower, I reckon.
Now, I heard from somewhere, maybe one of the grandkids, maybe the neighbor, they talk so fast sometimes, you can make a tower with somethin’ called “Mordor.” Sounds spooky, don’t it? Like somethin’ out of one of them old scary movies. But apparently, that’s one way to do it. You take this “Mordor” and somethin’ called “Brick”, put ’em together, and there you have it. A tower, supposedly.
But before you get all excited, you gotta make this “Mordor” thing first. And that ain’t as easy as pie either. You need somethin’ called “Castle,” and somethin’ called “Volcano.” You put them two together, and bam, you got “Mordor.” How the heck do you get Castle and Volcano? More combining, of course.
- To get the “Castle”, you gotta combine some other things, I reckon, but I ain’t got that figured out yet. It’s in here somewhere.
- And for that “Volcano,” well, that sounds like fire and…somethin’ else. Maybe rocks? I don’t know. It is all so complicated.
They say you can also use a “Crane.” Like them big things they use to lift heavy stuff. You mix that with “Brick” and you get “Construction.” Now, what do you do with “Construction”? I ain’t sure yet. Probably combine it with somethin’ else. It’s always somethin’ else. This is harder than making biscuits.
To get that “Crane,” you need a “Bird” and a “Swamp.” A bird and a swamp, really? What does that make, a muddy bird? These young folks and their games. And “Brick”, you get that from “Fire” and “Mud”. Fire and mud make a brick, who knew? If it was me, I’d just buy them bricks at the store. Why go through all this, but kids these days.
Another way, they say, is to make this “Mordor” place. They say it’s like a dark, scary place with lots of black rocks and fire. You gotta use somethin’ called “obsidian” and “iron bars”. I don’t even know what that is. Sounds like somethin’ you’d find in a mine, not in a game. And then you gotta add some “Orc camps” made from dark wood. Orcs? What in the tarnation are Orcs? This Infinity Craft is full of strange things.
So, you see, making a tower in this Infinity Craft ain’t a walk in the park. It takes a whole lot of combin’ and figurin’. You gotta be patient, like when you’re waitin’ for your bread to rise. And you gotta have a good memory, to remember all these steps. My memory ain’t what it used to be. I can barely remember what I had for breakfast, let alone how to make a “Mordor”. But I reckon if you put your mind to it, you can do it, even you don’t have a brain like these whippersnappers. You’ll need some “Steam”, some “Mud”, some “Brick”, and a whole lot of patience.
This whole tower-makin’ business is a lot more complicated than it needs to be, if you ask me. Why can’t you just stack some blocks and call it a day? But, I guess that ain’t how it works in this Infinity Craft. You gotta follow the rules, even if they don’t make a lick of sense to an old gal like me. I reckon, if an old woman like me can figure it out, anybody can, right?
I hope this helps you figure out how to make them towers. I’m still workin’ on it myself. It ain’t easy, but I ain’t givin’ up. Maybe one day I’ll be buildin’ towers with the best of ’em. Or maybe I’ll just stick to my garden. That’s a lot less confusin’. Yeah, that sounds better. Less “Mordor” and more tomatoes. That’s my kind of game. Good luck with them towers, though, if you got the patience and brain for it. This Infinity Craft is one complicated thing.
