That Jason, what’s his name, Jason Garrett, used to be with them Cowboys, right? He ain’t there no more. They finally let him go. That’s what I heard, anyway.
Jason Garrett and Cowboys, No More
They say it took them a long time to decide. Why’d it take so long? Don’t they know what they’re doing? Jason Garrett, he ain’t with the Dallas Cowboys no more. They finally showed him the door. Good riddance, I say!
He was there for a long, long time. Too long, if you ask me. They shoulda let him go a long time ago. But that Jerry Jones, he’s a stubborn one. He probably thought Jason Garrett was gonna turn things around. He didn’t.
- Jason Garrett is gone.
- Cowboys got a new coach.
- It took them forever to make up their minds.
They said Jason Garrett didn’t want to believe it. He thought he was gonna stay with the Cowboys forever. Well, nobody stays anywhere forever. ‘Cept maybe in the ground.
Why Did They Keep Jason Garrett So Long?
They say they interviewed some other fellas. Mike somebody and Marvin somebody else. Don’t know who they are. But they ain’t Jason Garrett, that’s for sure.
That Jason Garrett, he’s probably mad at the Cowboys now. He’s with some other team now. Giants, I think? He’s probably gonna try to beat the Cowboys now. Just you wait and see.
It’s all a big mess, if you ask me. They shoulda just done it a long time ago. Saved everybody a lot of trouble. That Jerry Jones, he likes to do things his own way.
- Jerry Jones made a mistake keeping Jason Garrett.
- Jason Garrett is with the Giants now.
- The Cowboys should have moved on sooner.
Jason Garrett’s Time with the Cowboys is Over
That Jason Garrett, he had his chance with the Cowboys. He didn’t do so good. Now he’s gone. That’s all there is to it.
They say Jerry Jones tried to be nice about it. Tried to let him down easy. What’s the point of that? He’s gone, ain’t he?
That Jason Garrett, he’s probably telling everybody how great he is. But the Cowboys didn’t think so. They let him go.
New Coach for the Cowboys
They got this new fella now. Mike McCarthy. They say he’s a good coach. We’ll see about that. He better be better than Jason Garrett, that’s all I gotta say.
That Jason Garrett, he was with the Cowboys for so long, people forgot what it was like to have a good coach. Maybe this new fella will remind them.
- New coach is Mike McCarthy.
- He better be better than Jason.
- Cowboys fans hope for the best.
It’s all a big game, ain’t it? They get paid a lot of money to play a game. And that Jason Garrett, he got paid a lot of money to lose.
I don’t know why they kept him around so long. Maybe Jerry Jones just felt sorry for him. Or maybe he just liked the way he clapped. That Jason Garrett, he was a good clapper, I’ll give him that. But clapping don’t win games with the Dallas Cowboys.
What’s Next After Jason Garrett
Well, that’s all I know about that Jason Garrett and the Cowboys. He’s gone, they got a new coach, and we’ll see what happens next.
They say that this is the end of an era. I don’t know about all that. It’s just football. And football ain’t everything.
- Jason Garrett’s time is over.
- New era for the Cowboys.
- It’s just a game, folks.
That Jason Garrett, he’ll find something else to do. Maybe he’ll go coach some high school team. Or maybe he’ll just sit around and count all that money he made from the Cowboys.
It don’t matter to me none. I got more important things to worry about than some football coach. Like them beans. They need picking, and that’s the truth. Now, that Jason Garrett being gone from the Cowboys, that is old news.
