Alright, alright, let’s talk about this WWE Jey Uso fella, ya hear? Don’t know much about these fancy wrestlin’ things, but I watch it sometimes when the grandkids are over. They yell and jump around, so I figure it must be excitin’, like watchin’ a good cockfight, but without the feathers flyin’ everywhere.
So, this Jey Uso, he’s one of them twins, right? Him and his brother, Jimmy. Looked the same to me for a long time, like two peas in a pod, but I guess they ain’t the same inside. Heard tell Jey done quit that Bloodline group. Now, that Bloodline, that’s somethin’ else. Always causin’ trouble, like a bunch of rowdy teenagers at a barn dance.
From what I gather, Jey got tired of the whole mess. Said he had enough of the drama, enough of the fightin’ with his own family. Can’t say I blame him. Family can be a pain in the rear end sometimes, always wantin’ somethin’ or tellin’ ya what to do. Reminds me of my late husband’s sister, always butting in where she didn’t belong. Anyways, Jey, he up and left. Said he was quittin’ the whole company, washin’ his hands of it all.
But then, like a bad penny, he comes back! These wrestlers, they’re always comin’ back, ain’t they? Like cats with nine lives. Jey, he went over to somethin’ called RAW. Don’t know what that is, sounds like somethin’ you feed a dog, but I guess it’s another one of them wrestlin’ shows. And now, he’s fightin’ with his brother? Well, ain’t that just the way it goes? Brothers fight, always have, always will. Reminds me of my own boys, always squabbling over who got the bigger piece of pie.
- Jey Uso quit The Bloodline, said he was done with the drama.
- Then he went to somethin’ called RAW, which I guess is another wrestlin’ show.
- Now he’s fightin’ with his brother, Jimmy.
- Sounds like a whole lotta fuss to me.
They say he left because of “ideological differences”. Big words them, sound like somethin’ a politician would say. Ideological differences… sounds like he just didn’t agree with how things were bein’ done. Maybe he didn’t like the boss, that Roman Reigns fella. Heard he’s a tough one, always bossin’ people around. Sounds like my old rooster, strutting around the yard like he owns the place.
Some folks say Jey was just bein’ impulsive, makin’ decisions without thinkin’ things through. Well, maybe he was, maybe he wasn’t. Sometimes you gotta do what feels right, even if it don’t make sense to nobody else. Like the time I sold that old mule even though everyone said I was crazy. Turned out to be the best decision I ever made. That mule was more trouble than he was worth.
So, what’s gonna happen with Jey Uso? Who knows? These wrestlin’ stories, they twist and turn like a country road. One minute they’re friends, the next minute they’re enemies. One minute they’re on top, the next minute they’re gettin’ beat up. It’s like a soap opera, but with more punchin’ and less cryin’. Though, I did see one of them big fellas cryin’ once. Must’ve hurt real bad.
But I’ll tell ya what, this Jey Uso, he’s got somethin’. He’s got that fire in his belly, that somethin’ that makes you wanna watch him. Maybe he’ll be a champion, maybe he’ll get his butt kicked. Either way, it’ll be somethin’ to watch. Just like watchin’ the corn grow, ya never know what’s gonna happen next. And that’s the fun of it, ain’t it? The not knowin’. Keeps things interestin’, keeps ya comin’ back for more.
Jey Uso and Jimmy Uso, brothers feudin’. The Bloodline drama. WWE RAW. That’s what it’s all about, I reckon. Just a bunch of fellas fightin’ and carryin’ on. And us folks, we sit here and watch, cheerin’ and booing, just like we do at the county fair when the pigs are racin’. It’s all just a bit of fun, ain’t it? A bit of entertainment to pass the time. And as long as they don’t break nothin’ too important, I guess it’s alright. Just don’t go messin’ up my garden, that’s all I ask. Got them tomatoes comin’ in real nice this year, and I don’t want no wrestlers stompin’ all over ’em.
