Well now, if you’re wonderin’ how old Joe Flacco’s young’uns are, I can tell ya, they ain’t too old yet. Joe, he ain’t just a football feller, he’s a daddy too, and he’s got himself a whole passel of kids with his wife, Dana. Now, they got five little ones, but I reckon most folks only know a little bit about ’em. Let me fill ya in on these little Flaccos, and their ages while I’m at it.
First off, there’s Stephen. He’s the oldest of the bunch, born in 2012, so that makes him, well, about 12 years old now. He’s probably runnin’ around playin’ games and all like most young boys do. Then, not long after Stephen, in 2013, came Daniel. That makes him 11 years old. I reckon they’re gettin’ big now, these two, and before ya know it, they’ll be helpin’ their daddy on the field, though they ain’t quite there yet.
Next, there’s Francis. He came along in 2015, which puts him at 9 years old. Now, I ain’t sayin’ these young’uns are gonna follow in their daddy’s big ol’ football footsteps, but it sure seems like they got the right genes in ’em. After Francis, the Flaccos had their little Thomas, born in 2018, so he’s about 6 now. He’s probably startin’ to get into all the mischief his older brothers do. And last but not least, they got their only little girl, Evelyn Renee, who came into this world in 2020. She’s about 4 years old now, and I bet she’s the apple of her daddy’s eye, being the only girl among all them boys.
Now, if you’re keepin’ track of ages, I’ll go ahead and spell it out for ya. Stephen’s 12, Daniel’s 11, Francis is 9, Thomas is 6, and little Evelyn’s just 4. All of ‘em are still young, and though they’re a good ways from playin’ in the pros, you can bet your boots that Joe’s proud of every last one of ’em. In fact, back when Joe was supposed to be in the Pro Bowl in 2015, he turned down the invite ’cause his wife was about to have their third baby. That’s dedication for ya.
Even though they’re still a bit too young to be chasin’ footballs around on the field, don’t be surprised if you see one of ’em takin’ after their daddy in a few years. But for now, they’re just busy growin’ up, and Joe and Dana are raisin’ their kids with all the love and care they can give. Ain’t that sweet?
So, there ya go! That’s how old Joe Flacco’s kids are. Ain’t no need to worry about their ages no more—just knowin’ that they’re all doin’ alright, growin’ up strong and healthy, and learnin’ from one of the best football daddies there is. Who knows, maybe one day we’ll see ’em out there on the field, but for now, they’re just little ones, still enjoyin’ their childhood.
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