Oh, boy, let me tell ya ’bout this Justin Watson fella, he’s a tough one, that’s for sure. He’s in that MMA, ya know, that rough and tumble fightin’ stuff. Heard he’s makin’ waves, like a big ol’ fish in a small pond, that one.
This Justin Watson, he’s somethin’ else. They say he got the fastest knock-out, like lightnin’ in a bottle. Bam! Just like that, other fella’s down. I reckon it’s faster than I can shoo a fly from my tater salad. It happened at that BKFC thing, number 69 they said, over there in Atlanta, I think, maybe.
- He’s got a punch like a mule’s kick, they say.
- That other fella, Ferrell, didn’t know what hit ’em.
- Two seconds, they said, just two seconds!
Two seconds! Can you believe that? Faster than I can say, “Get off my porch!” Now, I ain’t one for all that fightin’, mind ya, but I gotta give it to him, that’s mighty impressive. They say he broke some record, fastest knockout ever, in all them fightin’ sports things. Imagine that, little ol’ Justin Watson, makin’ history.
Now, I heard he’s been in a few scuffles before, this ain’t his first rodeo, ya see. But this one, this one’s gonna be talked about for a long time, I reckon. People are sayin’ he’s one to watch, like a hawk watchin’ a field mouse. They say, it’s one of his first big wins. That boy’s career is just startin’ like that, fast and furious.
I seen a lot of things in my time, but this Justin Watson, he’s a whole other animal. He’s like a storm brewin’, ya never know when it’s gonna hit, but when it does, it’s somethin’ fierce. He is one to watch. They say he’s with some team, Team Kotona, sounds fancy. He ain’t never lost, not once, they’re sayin’.
They say that folks who are into that MMA, they should pay attention to this Justin Watson, He’s the fastest one ever, like a greased piglet at the county fair, ain’t no one gonna catch him. He’s makin’ a name for himself, that’s for sure. Like a big ol’ headline in the newspaper, everyone’s talkin’ ’bout him.
That Justin Watson MMA is a thing these days. The young folks, they love that stuff, all that punchin’ and kickin’. I don’t get it myself, but hey, to each their own, right? But this Watson fella, he’s got somethin’ special, I can tell ya that much. He’s gonna go far, that one. As long as he keeps that fast punch.
I reckon Justin Watson is just gettin’ started. He’s gonna be like one of them big ol’ oak trees, plantin’ his roots deep, gonna be around for a long time. And if he keeps on like this, ain’t nobody gonna be forgettin’ his name anytime soon. He’s like a firecracker, that one, short fuse, big bang.
- Fastest knockout ever, they say.
- Never lost a fight, not even one.
- He’s with Team Kotona, whatever that is.
It’s all over them… them fightin’ websites, I guess. Tapology, that’s one of ’em. They got all his stats and whatnot. I don’t understand all them numbers, but I know fast when I see it, and that boy is fast. He just got the one win, they say, that’s why it is so surprising.
So, keep your eyes peeled for this Justin Watson fella. He’s gonna be makin’ more waves, I guarantee it. He’s like a… like a tornado in a trailer park, that one. You just gotta see it to believe it. And if ya do see him in one of them MMA fights, you tell ’em I sent ya. Maybe they’ll give me a discount on the… on the corn dogs or somethin’.
I reckon he is gonna inspire them other young fellas to try and beat his time. He is like a legend, I heard someone say. But, two seconds? Good luck with that, I say. But, that’s what they like, I guess. Competition. Trying to be the best. And right now, it seems that Justin Watson, he is the best. At least the fastest, anyway. That record is gonna be hard to break, like tryin’ to break a stubborn mule.
Well, I’ve said my piece. I gotta go tend to my chickens. But you remember that name, Justin Watson. You’ll be hearin’ it again, I’m sure of it. And when you do, you just remember, you heard it here first. Now, go on, git! And watch out for them flying fists!
