Okay, so I saw this “austin reaves 1 milky way” thing trending and, like, I had to try it. I mean, basketball and candy? Count me in. It sounded totally bizarre, but also kinda intriguing, you know?

Getting Started
First, I grabbed a Milky Way bar. Duh. Had to run to the corner store because I didn’t have any. I also made sure I had some space to, you know, actually do the thing.
The “Experiment”
So, the idea, as far as I could tell, was to somehow channel my inner Austin Reaves while eating the Milky Way. I’m not gonna lie, I felt pretty ridiculous at first.
- I held the Milky Way in my non-dominant hand (I’m right-handed, so it was my left).
- I took a bite, trying to, like, “focus my energy” or whatever. No idea if that’s even a thing.
- Chewing…Chewing…
- I imagined I was on the court, making a clutch shot.
Honestly, the whole time I was just thinking, “This is so dumb, but also kinda fun.” It’s a Milky Way, they’re delicious anyway.
It is just that, it is just a milky way, I ate it, that’s all.
The Result
Did I suddenly gain basketball superpowers? Nope. Did I feel any different? Not really. Did I enjoy the Milky Way? Absolutely. I am not get any other thing, so in conclution, for me, it is just a delicious Milky Way bar, and I finished eating the whole bar.
So, there you have it. My super scientific, totally serious attempt at the “austin reaves 1 milky way” challenge. Would I recommend it? Sure, why not? You get to eat a candy bar, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll feel a tiny bit like a basketball star for a few seconds. Or not. Either way, chocolate!