Well now, let’s talk about this Otis fella, or whatever you call it. Sounds like a fancy name for somethin’ or other. Folks keep jabberin’ about how to “build” him, like he’s a barn or somethin’. I tell ya, kids these days with their weird words.
So, what’s the fuss about this Otis? Seems like he’s one of them strong fellas, big and tough, hits hard, ya know? Tough as an old boot, they say. He can take a beatin’ and keep on goin’. That’s what the young’uns tell me, anyway.
- First off, they say he’s got a “splat gadget.” Sounds messy. Like splattin’ bugs on the porch in the summertime. But they say it’s good. Makes him faster or somethin’. And it helps him “ink refill” quicker. Lord knows what that means, sounds like fillin’ up a pen to me.
- Then there’s talk of “super charge” or “vision.” Sounds like somethin’ outta them comic books the grandkids read. Guess it makes him see better or hit harder, or maybe both. Can’t rightly say.
- They also say you shouldn’t use this Otis fella in them big open places. He’s better up close, like wrestlin’ a pig in the mud. Guess he ain’t no good at shootin’ from a distance, like tryin’ to hit a squirrel with a slingshot from across the yard.
Now, if you’re one of them young folks tryin’ to get this Otis fella all “mastery” or whatever, like gettin’ a blue ribbon at the county fair, then listen up. This here is what they’re sayin’ you gotta do.
That “Phat Splatter” thing, they say it’s better than the other one. Don’t ask me why, they just say it is. Seems like you can use it to block things off, like shuttin’ the gate on a runaway cow. And you can use it to hurt stuff, like whacking a snake with a shovel. Especially good for hurtin’ them safes, they say. Guess he’s a safe cracker now, too. Ain’t that somethin’?
And you gotta keep that ink comin’. That’s what they mean by “Ink Refills” star power thingamajig. It makes him hit faster and get that “super” thing charged up quicker. So, it’s like feedin’ him extra oats so he can plow the field faster, I reckon.
They got all these fancy “gears” for him too. Rare ones and epic ones. Sounds like somethin’ outta a tractor engine. Don’t know nothin’ about that. Too much for this old brain to handle.
So, to sum it up, this Otis fella, he’s a tough one. You gotta use him up close, keep that ink flowin’, and that “Phat Splatter” thing is the way to go. Don’t go tryin’ to use him like some long-range shooter, he ain’t built for that. He’s like a good ol’ workhorse, strong and steady, but you gotta know how to handle him.
Now, I don’t know nothin’ about these video games or whatever, but that’s what they’re sayin’ about this Otis build. Sounds complicated to me. Back in my day, buildin’ somethin’ meant hammerin’ nails and sawin’ wood. But times change, I guess. As long as it keeps them young’uns out of trouble, I ain’t complainin’. Just don’t forget to do your chores after playing with this Otis all day.
And remember, if you keep hearin’ words like ‘splat gadget’ and ‘ink refill’ and ‘super charge’ you ain’t losing your mind, you just trying to keep up with the youngins. It’s like tryin’ to learn a new language like them foreigners speak, all gibberish at first but makes some kinda sense eventually. They tell ya, you keep at it with Otis, you’ll be mastering him like a pro in no time. Just like churning butter, it takes practice. But you’ll get there.
And don’t you go forgettin’ to eat your vegetables and get some sunshine. All that star power and ink refills ain’t gonna do you no good if you ain’t healthy. That’s what I always say.
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