Okay, folks, let’s dive into something… a little different today. This is going to be a wild ride, so buckle up. I’m going to walk you through exactly what I did, step-by-step, no holding back.
It all started with pure, unadulterated curiosity. I mean, the phrase itself… it’s something, right? So, I Googled it. Just typed it in, plain and simple. And, well, the internet is a vast and terrifying place.
First thing I did, I slapped on that SafeSearch. Gotta protect those innocent eyes, even mine! Seriously, though, I didn’t want to accidentally stumble onto something… permanently scarring.
The Deep Dive (Sort Of)
With SafeSearch firmly in place, I started to scroll. I gotta tell you, even with the filter, the results were… varied. Mostly what I saw.
- Tons of memes. I mean, tons. People had clearly been busy. Lots of blurry images, and basketball references, naturally.
- Some news articles, mainly about, you know, the man himself. His career, his endorsements, that sort of thing.
- A few… let’s call them “speculative” discussions. On forums, Reddit, you name it. People love to talk, I guess.
What was interesting to find is that there is a whole host of articles talking about him.
I clicked on a couple of the more “tame-looking” image results. Let me tell you, squinting was involved. A lot of squinting. I’m not sure what I expected, honestly. It’s not like there’s an official, peer-reviewed study on the subject, right? The more and more I looked the more I realized, I am not getting much from this.
I backed out of the image search pretty quickly. That was enough for one lifetime. I did peek at a few of the forum discussions, but… yeah, no. Let’s just say I didn’t stick around long. My brain needed a bleach break.
My Final Conclusion…and what I Did Next.
So, what did I actually achieve with this little experiment? Absolutely nothing of value! I saw some memes, read some questionable comments, and probably lowered my IQ a few points.
What did I do immediately after? I cleared my browser history. Thoroughly. Multiple times. Then I went and watched some cat videos to cleanse my palate. Needed something wholesome, you know? I finished it off by taking a long, hot shower and I considered my life choices.
Seriously. Don’t do what I did. Save yourself. But if you are curious, do not forget safesearch, and have some cat videos ready to go!
