Alright, so you wanna know ’bout this Rex Ryan fella, huh? And whether he’s divorced or not. Well, lemme tell ya what I heard, gathered up from here and there, ya know, like how we do in the village. Gossip spreads like wildfire, I tell ya.
So, is Rex Ryan divorced? That’s the big question, ain’t it? From what I gather, this Rex fella, he was married to a woman named Michelle. Michelle Goeringer, they say. Been married since way back, 1987, some folks told me. That’s a long time, longer than my prize-winning rooster lived, bless his heart.
Now, they had a couple of kids together, from what I hear. Happy family, maybe, maybe not. You never really know what goes on behind closed doors, do ya? Folks always puttin’ on a show for the neighbors.
But then, things got kinda murky. See, there were whispers, rumors flyin’ around like them pesky crows in my cornfield. Folks sayin’ things weren’t so rosy no more. Started hearin’ talk ’bout a divorce.
- Some folks said, “Yep, they split up, done and dusted.”
- Others said, “Nah, that’s just hogwash, they’re still together.”
It’s hard to keep things straight, ya know? But from what I pieced together, it seems like there was a divorce. Happened in 2017, they say. After all them years, can you believe it? Twenty years or so, that’s a lifetime for some folks ’round here.
Michelle Goeringer and Rex Ryan, they went their separate ways. Divorce was finalized in 2018, or so the story goes. Now, why they split, that’s somethin’ I ain’t privy to. Folks like to keep their private matters private, and I ain’t one to go pokin’ my nose where it don’t belong.
But, I heard tell they’re co-parentin’ their kids, bein’ civil and all. That’s good, I guess. Kids shouldn’t suffer ’cause their folks can’t get along. Seen it happen too many times, breaks your heart, it does.
Now, some folks, they say there ain’t no proof of this divorce. Say Rex and Michelle are still happily married. But I reckon that’s just wishful thinkin’. Too much chatter ’bout it for it to be nothin’ but hot air.
Michelle, she’s a strong woman, from what I hear. Got her own things goin’ on, businesses and such. Ain’t lettin’ no divorce slow her down. Good for her, I say. A woman’s gotta be strong in this world, especially when things go sideways.
And Rex, well, he’s been a coach, a football coach, they say. Coached for the Jets and the Bills, whatever them things are. Seems like he’s moved on too, career-wise at least. Whether he’s moved on in his heart, that’s another story altogether.
So, to answer your question, is Rex Ryan divorced? From what I’ve gathered, from all the bits and pieces I’ve heard, sounds like he is. He and Michelle, they went their separate ways. It’s a sad thing, divorce is, but it happens. Life ain’t always a fairy tale, that’s for sure.
But hey, that’s just what I heard, ya know? Just an old woman’s gossip, take it with a grain of salt. Maybe them city folks know more than I do, with their fancy gadgets and their internet thingamajigs. But ’round here, we rely on good old-fashioned word of mouth, and the word is, Rex Ryan’s a divorced man.
Anyways, that’s the story as I heard it. Don’t go quotin’ me on it or nothin’. I’m just tellin’ ya what the wind carried.
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