That Tiger Woods, he’s got himself a big boat, ain’t he? They call it a yacht. Big fancy word for a boat, if you ask me. Heard it’s called “Privacy”. Privacy, huh? Like he can get any privacy on that thing. It’s huge!
He got that boat, oh, years ago. Back in two thousand and four, I think it was. Paid a pretty penny for it too, I reckon. Lots of money, that’s for sure. More money than I’ve ever seen in my whole life, put together. You could buy a whole farm, heck, a whole town for what he paid for that thing!
He takes it all over the place, that boat. Sails it all around the world, they say. Fancy places, I bet. Places I’ve only ever seen in them picture shows, you know. Heard he took it to some big golf game, somewhere in New York. Fancy place, New York. I saw it on the television once.
Now, that Tiger Woods yacht, it’s somethin’ else. Bigger than my whole house, that’s for sure. Bigger than most houses ’round here, I reckon. Probably got more rooms than a hotel! Heard it’s got all kinds of fancy stuff on it. Like a movie theater, maybe? And a place to swim, right there on the boat! Can you believe that?
- Big boat, this Tiger Woods yacht
- Called “Privacy”, can you imagine?
- Cost more money than I’ve ever seen!
- He takes it everywhere, all over the world.
- Bigger than my house, bigger than most!
And you know what else? He’s got a big house, too. A real big one. Right by the ocean. They call it a mansion. Big fancy word for a house, that’s all. Heard it’s on some island. Jupiter Island, I think they call it. Sounds like a made-up place, don’t it? But it’s real, I guess. Everything’s real for that Tiger Woods, ain’t it?
Now, I don’t know much about boats. Or yachts, as they call ’em. But I know that thing’s worth a lot of money. Millions, they say. Millions of dollars for a boat! It’s just hard to imagine, ain’t it? What would you even do with all that money? Buy all them fancy clothes, and those fancy cars, I guess. That’s what them rich folks do. The Tiger Woods yacht is just another fancy thing.
Heard he’s got it parked somewhere now. In the Bahamas, they say. Sounds like another one of them made-up places, don’t it? But I guess it’s real. Warm, too, I bet. Not like here. It’s cold here, always cold. Wish I could go to the Bahamas. Maybe I’d see that big boat, that Tiger Woods yacht. “Privacy,” they call it. Ain’t that somethin’?
I bet he’s got all kinds of folks workin’ on that boat, too. People to clean it, people to cook for him, people to steer it. All kinds of people. He probably doesn’t even have to lift a finger. Just sits there, livin’ the high life. On his big, fancy Tiger Woods yacht. It’s a different world, ain’t it? A world I’ll never know.
Well, I guess that’s all I know about that Tiger Woods yacht. It is a really big boat. A real big boat. He’s got a lot of money, that Tiger Woods. More money than anyone needs, really. But that is what it is. He worked hard, I suppose. Hits that little ball real good, they say. Good for him, I guess. Good for him and his big boat.
This yacht, the “Privacy”, you know, I heard it’s real pretty. All shiny and white. Probably got gold toilets and everything. Imagine that, gold toilets! Only on the Tiger Woods yacht, I bet. It’s just somethin’ else, ain’t it? Somethin’ most folks like me will never see. But it’s fun to think about, I guess. Fun to imagine what it’s like to be that rich. To have a boat that big. A boat called “Privacy”.
He is a lucky man, that Tiger. With his Tiger Woods yacht and all.
