Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here Howlerhead Whiskey. I ain’t no fancy drinker, mind you, just an old gal who likes a little somethin’ to warm the belly now and then.
First off, they say it’s a Kentucky Bourbon Whiskey. Now, I ain’t never been to Kentucky, but I hear tell it’s where they make the good stuff. This Howlerhead, they put banana flavor in it. Yeah, you heard me right, banana! Sounds kinda crazy, I know, but it ain’t half bad.
They call it “super-premium,” whatever that means. Sounds like somethin’ expensive, but I reckon it’s worth a try if you got the coin. They also say it’s the “official flavored bourbon whiskey of the UFC.” I ain’t got a clue what that UFC is, some kind of fightin’ thing I guess. But if them fellas like it, it must be strong enough to knock you on your rear end.
Now, if you’re lookin’ to buy Howlerhead Whiskey online, I hear tell you can find it at all sorts of places. Just Google it, I guess, like them young’uns do. I ain’t got no computer, so I just get my niece to order it for me. She knows all about that internet stuff.
- They got all sorts of places that sell it, from fancy liquor stores to big ol’ stores like Target.
- You can even get it delivered right to your door! Ain’t that somethin’? Back in my day, you had to walk five miles in the snow just to get a jug of moonshine.
This Howlerhead, they age it in them oak barrels, just like the real good whiskey. And it ain’t just some fake flavorin’ either. They say they use real banana flavor. I can taste it, that’s for sure. It’s sweet, but not too sweet, you know? Just enough to make it go down smooth.
Some folks say it tastes like banana, vanilla, toffee, and oak. I ain’t no expert on tastin’ things, but I can definitely taste the banana and somethin’ woody, like that oak they talk about. It pours out all amber-colored, pretty lookin’ stuff.
You can drink it however you like, I reckon. Neat, on the rocks, or even in one of them fancy cocktails. Me? I just take a little swig straight from the bottle, but don’t tell nobody I said that. Or sometimes I mix it with a bit of ginger ale, if I’m feelin’ fancy. They say you can even take it as a shot with a beer, but that sounds like a recipe for a headache to me.
Now, they got this big company, Campari Group, that helps sell this Howlerhead all over the world. They say it’s real popular in the U.S., Canada, and the U.K. I guess them folks over there like their banana whiskey just as much as we do.
Howler Head Banana Bourbon, they call it sometimes. It’s different from other flavored whiskeys, that’s for sure. Most of them just taste like fake sugar and chemicals, but this Howlerhead tastes like the real deal. You can tell they put some care into makin’ it.
So, if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ a little different, somethin’ with a kick and a little bit of sweetness, I reckon you should give this Howlerhead Whiskey a try. It ain’t for everyone, I guess, but I sure do like it. Just remember to drink it responsibly, now. We don’t want you gettin’ all riled up and causin’ a ruckus.
It warms you right up on a cold night, that’s for sure. And it tastes good too. What more could an old gal ask for?
And if you are lookin’ for deals or the best prices, you gotta shop around. Check them different stores and see who’s got the best offer. Sometimes they have sales, you know? My niece, she’s good at findin’ them bargains.
Anyway, that’s all I got to say about this Howlerhead Whiskey. It’s good stuff, plain and simple. Go on and try it for yourself, and see if you don’t agree with me.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I think I’ll go pour myself another little drink. It’s been a long day, and a woman deserves a little somethin’ to take the edge off, don’t you think?
