Alright, alright, let’s talk about this big boxing match, you know, the one with that big fella, Tyson Fury, and that other fella, Usyk. They call it “Fury vs. Usyk Fight Card,” sounds fancy, but it’s just two guys gonna punch each other, ain’t it?
So, they gonna fight again, these two. First time around, that Usyk fella, he won. Yeah, surprised everyone, I tell ya. Tyson, he looked good at first, all big and strong, but then Usyk, he’s quick, you know? Like a weasel, he was. He just kept at it, kept at it, and boom, he won. Now, Tyson, he wants another go. Wants to show everyone he’s the real champ.
They sayin’ this fight is gonna be in December, right before Christmas. December 21st, to be exact. In Saudi Arabia, of all places. Hot over there, I bet. Don’t know why they don’t just fight here, where it’s nice and cool. But I guess them rich fellas, they like it hot, huh?
- So, who else is fightin’ that night? Well, there’s this young fella, Itauma, big strong boy. They say he’s gonna be somethin’ special. And that other fella, Fisher. They gonna be punchin’ each other too, before the main event.
- And there’s another fight, with a fella named Bohachuk. Sounds like a tough name, don’t it? He’s fightin’ this Madrimov fella. Light middleweight, they call it. Smaller fellas, but they can still pack a punch, I tell ya.
This Usyk guy, he’s got a friend fightin’ too, Lapin. Seems like everyone’s bringin’ their buddies to this fight. It’s gonna be a long night, I reckon. Lots of punchin’ and grunting and sweat. Hope they got enough water over there in Saudi Arabia.
Now, about this rematch, Tyson, he’s gotta change things up, you know? Can’t just stand there and expect to win with his size. Usyk, he’s too smart for that. He’ll dance around, jab jab jab, and wear Tyson down. Tyson needs to be quicker, more aggressive. He needs to get in close and make it ugly. That’s what I think, anyway. I ain’t no boxing expert, but I know a thing or two about fightin’. Seen enough bar brawls in my day, I tell ya.
They say Tyson’s done good in rematches before. Beat that McDermott fella real good the second time around. So, he’s got that going for him. But Usyk, he’s different. He’s a champion now, got that confidence. He ain’t gonna back down. It’s gonna be a tough fight, real tough.
This fight, it’s for all the marbles, they say. Undisputed heavyweight champion. Means the best in the world. Big deal, I guess. But at the end of the day, it’s just two men, tryin’ to prove who’s tougher. And we get to watch it, drink some beers, and yell at the TV. That’s the fun part, ain’t it?
So, December 21st, mark your calendars, folks. Fury vs. Usyk, round two. Gonna be a good one, I reckon. Or maybe it’ll be a snoozer. You never know with these things. But hey, at least we got somethin’ to talk about, right? Somethin’ to get excited about. And that’s what matters, ain’t it? Just havin’ a little somethin’ to look forward to.
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about it. Don’t know much about all this boxing stuff, just telling you what I heard. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens. They’re probably squawkin’ their heads off by now.
Tags: [Tyson Fury, Oleksandr Usyk, Heavyweight Boxing, Fight Card, Rematch, Saudi Arabia, Boxing, December 21, Undercard, Moses Itauma, Johnny Fisher, Serhii Bohachuk, Israil Madrimov, Daniel Lapin ]
