Hey, you kids ever heard of that game, what’s it called… League of Legends? My grandson, he plays it all the time. He was yapping about some “Statikk Shiv” thing. Sounds like a rusty old tool you’d find in my shed. But he says it’s somethin’ you use in that game. He was asking me what are the best champs for Statikk Shiv. I said, “Boy, how should I know?” But he kept on about it, so here I am, trying to figure it out.
So, this Statikk Shiv, it’s like a… weapon, or somethin’. And these “champs” are like the little men you control in the game, right? My grandson, he’s always goin’ on about “Zeri” and “Kai’Sa.” Sounds like a couple of fancy-pants names to me. I asked him, is Zeri good with Statikk Shiv? He said yes. So, I guess those are some of the best champs for Statikk Shiv.
He also said somethin’ about win rates. He said Statikk Shiv is not very good. Win rates are low. Only 49.3%. What is that mean? I don’t know. But I know 49.3% is lower than 50%. That is not good, right? But if you really want to use it, Zeri and Kai’Sa are good.
Then he started talking about “Veigar.” What a strange name. He said Veigar, that little fella, he’s real good with this Statikk Shiv thing, too. Seems like this Veigar gets stronger the more he uses it, or somethin’. My grandson tried to explain it, but it all went over my head. Something about “AP” and it scales? Sounds like a fish to me! But, yeah, he kept sayin’ Veigar was one of the best champs for Statikk Shiv. He said Veigar’s passive is good for Statikk Shiv. I don’t know what is a “passive”.
He kept ramblin’ on about some “Zeal” items. Said they all do different things. This Statikk Shiv used to be better, he said. But then they took it out, then put it back in. They changed it. Sounds like they can’t make up their minds! He said they removed it because it is too similar to some other items. What a mess! Kids these days, I tell ya, they got it too easy with their fancy games. Back in my day, we played outside!
This Statikk Shiv, it’s got some kinda… lightning thing. You hit someone, and it does extra damage. And it jumps to other little fellas nearby. Like a chain lightning. Sounds kinda neat, I guess. I guess that’s why they call it “Statikk Shiv“. It’s like a shock, you see. My grandson said this lightning is called “Shiv Lightning”. And it will deal more damage to “minions”. He said it will deal 50-150 bonus magic damage, and 75-225 damage to minions. I don’t know what is a “minion”, but it sounds bad. So maybe Statikk Shiv is good for killin’ them minions. He also said this damage can “critically strike”. What is that? I don’t know. Sounds painful, though!
- So, you want the best champs for Statikk Shiv? Here you go:
- That Zeri one, she’s good, apparently.
- And that other one, Kai’Sa.
- And don’t forget Veigar!
But remember what I said about win rates. They are low. So maybe don’t use Statikk Shiv, okay? But if you must, Zeri, Kai’Sa, and Veigar are good.
Honestly, this whole thing is givin’ me a headache. I think I need a nap. These video games, they’re too complicated. I will never understand what is best champs for Statikk Shiv. But my grandson seems to know what he’s doing, so I’ll just trust him, I suppose. He said he will become a pro player one day. Well, good for him! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go sit on my porch and watch the world go by. That’s a lot more entertainin’ than these video games, if you ask me!
One more thing, he said Statikk Shiv‘s passive does not apply spell vamp. What is spell vamp? I have no idea. Is it like a vampire? These kids, I can not understand what they are talking about.
