That Conor McGregor, he sure knows how to stir the pot, don’t he? I seen somethin’ about him wearin’ a basketball shirt with that C.J. Watson fella’s name on it. Now, why would he go and do a thing like that? I reckon it got somethin’ to do with that Floyd Mayweather fight he had a while back. They was sayin’ he was tryin’ to get under Mayweather’s skin, you know, like a chigger in tall grass.
I heard tell that this Conor McGregor, he’s a fighter, a real rough-and-tumble kind. And he was fightin’ that Mayweather fella, who’s a boxer, I think. They was makin’ a big fuss over it, like two roosters in a henhouse. Everybody was talkin’ about it, even folks who don’t know a jab from a hook.
Now, this C.J. Watson, he’s a basketball player. I seen him on the TV once, bouncin’ that ball around like a rabbit in a carrot patch. He used to play for the Warriors team, wearin’ that number 23. Big, strong fella, from what I could tell. Seems like a decent enough sort, but he got caught up in some kinda mess with that Mayweather and his woman. It made me think of the time when my boy started a fight with a neighbor, just because of a girl.
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Anyway, this Conor McGregor, he wore that C.J. Watson jersey to one of them press conference things they have before a big fight. It is said that he is good at psychological warfare, just like a fox that stole a chicken from my henhouse. And that Draymond Green fella, he plays for the Warriors too, he got all riled up about it. He wears number 23, just like Watson did. He thought McGregor was wearin’ his jersey, I guess. He went on that Instagram thing and said somethin’ about it, but then he took it down. He was madder than a wet hen, that’s for sure!
Conor McGregor, he said he didn’t even know who Draymond Green was. He was just wearin’ that C.J. Watson jersey to get at Mayweather. I guess he knows about that trouble between Watson and Mayweather. It’s like throwin’ salt in a wound, ain’t it? Not that I know anythin’ about that kinda thing, mind you. I just hear things, you know how it is.
Some folks was sayin’ that Conor McGregor was just tryin’ to sell tickets to his fight. You know, get people talkin’ about it. And I reckon it worked, ’cause here we are, talkin’ about it right now! He’s a smart one, that Conor McGregor, even if he is a bit of a troublemaker.
I remember when my neighbor’s bull got loose and tore up my garden. Caused a whole lot of commotion, that did. This whole thing with the jersey and the fight reminds me of that. Just a whole lot of fuss over somethin’ that ain’t really that important in the grand scheme of things. But I guess folks like a good show, don’t they?
This whole Conor McGregor C.J. Watson thing, it’s just a big mess, if you ask me. But it sure is entertainin’, I’ll give it that. It’s like watchin’ a soap opera, only with more punchin’ and less cryin’. And that jersey, well, it’s just a piece of cloth, ain’t it? But it sure did stir up a whole lot of trouble, just like that time my daughter wore that short skirt to church. Lord have mercy!
That Conor McGregor, he just wanted to fight that Floyd Mayweather. That’s all he wanted. And that C.J. Watson, well he just got dragged into it, didn’t he? Just like my prize-winnin’ pig got dragged into the mud by that no-good dog next door. It is really not fair, I have to say.
I reckon it’s all water under the bridge now. The fight’s over and done with. Conor McGregor and Floyd Mayweather, they both made a lot of money, I’m sure. And C.J. Watson, well, I hope he’s doin’ alright. It ain’t easy bein’ caught in the middle of somethin’ like that. Just like how I didn’t like that time I was in the middle of the conflict between my son and my daughter.
But that’s life, ain’t it? Full of ups and downs, twists and turns. Just gotta keep your head down and keep movin’ forward. That’s what I always say. And maybe stay away from folks wearin’ jerseys with other folks’ names on ’em. You never know what kinda trouble that might stir up!
