Alright, y’all, let’s gab about this AJ Lee gal and whether she’s comin’ back to that wrestlin’ thing, WWE, they call it. I hear folks chatterin’ ’bout it all the time, like hens in a coop.
Now, this AJ, she ain’t been seen on that TV box for wrestlin’ since, what, 2015? That’s a long spell, longer than it takes for a good batch of moonshine to brew, I tell ya. Folks keep hopin’ she’ll come back, specially since her man, that CM Punk fella, he went back. He’s a wild one, that Punk, always stirrin’ up trouble. But he’s good at wrestlin’, gotta give him that.
So, will she come back or won’t she? That’s the million-dollar question, ain’t it? Well, from what I hear, it ain’t so simple. This girl, AJ, she’s got a lot goin’ on. Busy as a bee in a sunflower patch, they say. Punk, he says it’s about the workload. Wrestlin’ ain’t no walk in the park, you know. It’s hard on the body, all that jumpin’ and thumpin’. And AJ, she had her share of bumps and bruises. Neck problems, they say, and other aches and pains. Wrestlin’ ain’t kind to nobody, I reckon.
Some folks are dreamin’ she’ll show up at this Royal Rumble thing in 2025. A big surprise, like findin’ a twenty-dollar bill in your old coat pocket. That’d be somethin’, wouldn’t it? The crowd would go wild, like a swarm of locusts in a cornfield. But I ain’t holdin’ my breath. This girl, she seems happy doin’ her own thing. Maybe writin’ books or sellin’ Tupperware, I don’t know. She’s got a mind of her own, that’s for sure.
- Punk’s back, so why not AJ? That’s what some folks say. But just ’cause the rooster crows don’t mean the hen has to lay an egg, you know? They’re different folks, even if they’re hitched. Punk, he can handle the grind, maybe. But AJ, she might be done with it. And that’s her right, ain’t it? A woman’s gotta do what’s best for her, not what some strangers on the TV want.
I heard Punk say he leaves the talk of her comin’ back to her. He ain’t pushin’ her none, which is good, I reckon. A good man don’t force his wife into nothin’. They seem happy enough, those two. Saw a picture of ‘em huggin’ once, looked like two peas in a pod. Maybe that’s enough for ‘em, all that wrestlin’ hullabaloo in the past. Life’s got more to it than just grapplin’ in a ring, that’s for sure.
But the rumors, they keep on swirlin’, like dust devils in a dry field. People love to gossip, don’t they? Makes ’em feel important, like they know somethin’ nobody else does. But most of the time, it’s just hot air, nothin’ more. So, I say, don’t get your hopes up too high. If AJ wants to come back, she will. And if she don’t, well, that’s her business.
This wrestlin’ world, it’s a tough one. All that drama and fake fightin’. I don’t rightly understand it myself. But folks seem to like it, so who am I to judge? It’s like watchin’ a soap opera, only with more muscles and spandex. And this AJ, she was good at it, they say. Feisty, like a cornered wildcat. But even wildcats get tired of fightin’ sometimes.
So, there you have it. My two cents on this whole AJ Lee comeback thing. Will she, won’t she? Nobody knows for sure, ‘cept maybe AJ herself. And she ain’t tellin’. So, we’ll just have to wait and see, like waitin’ for the corn to ripen in the summer sun. And in the meantime, we can all find somethin’ else to occupy our minds. There’s plenty of other things to worry about in this world, believe you me.
Maybe she’ll write another book or do some other fancy stuff. City folks got all sorts of ways to make a livin’. But as for this wrestlin’ comeback, well, we’ll just have to wait and see. And like I said before, don’t hold your breath. Life’s too short to be waitin’ on somethin’ that might never happen.
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