Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about them worst hunter exotics in that Destiny game. My grandkids, they play it all the time, and I watch ’em, ya know? See all sorts of stuff. Some good, some… not so good. They get all riled up about these exotics, and I hear ’em complainin’ enough to know which ones ain’t worth a hill of beans.
First off, there’s this Aeon Swift thing. Gauntlets, they are. My boy, he says they supposed to give energy to your buddies when you dodge. Sounds fancy, right? Nah. He says it’s like givin’ someone a half-eaten cookie when they’re starvin’. Hardly does nothin’. Other fellas get grenade energy, but who cares if the grenades ain’t strong? Makes no sense to me, why waste good dodging on that?
Then there’s that Shinobu’s Vow. Arms again, I think. Now, grenades, those are fun. Big boom, y’know? But this thing, it’s supposed to make the skip grenade better, they say. But that skip grenade, it’s like a fly buzzin’ around, never hittin’ where you want it to. Even when it does hit, it feels like a little firecracker not like a bomb. My grandson says they even tried to make it stronger, but still no good. Just a waste of a good exotic slot, if ya ask me.
- Knucklehead Radar. This one sounds a bit better. My other grandson says it shows enemies on the map when you’re looking down the sights. And better when you crouch. But he still doesn’t use it much. Says there’s just better stuff out there. Guess it ain’t so bad, but not the best. Kinda like havin’ a flashlight when everyone else got spotlights, see?
- The Queenbreaker. Now this ain’t armor, it’s a gun. A big one, too. Looks all fancy, like somethin’ out of a sci-fi movie. But it’s weak like water. They say it got a little better lately, but still ain’t no good. My grandkids, they never use it. They always say, “Grandma, the gun is so useless”. Just sits in the vault, collectin’ dust. Like that old toaster in my attic, looks nice, but don’t do nothin’.
And then these new prismatic exotic class items. My granddaughter, she’s all about fashion in the game. She says these things, they look awful. Don’t match nothin’, she says. Mess up her whole style. And if you don’t look good, how can you play good? That’s what she tells me, anyways. I guess looking good is important to some folks. Me? I just care if the thing works, and it sounds like these don’t work too good.
So, there ya have it. Just a bunch of junk, those worst hunter exotics. My grandkids, they get all frustrated with ’em. I tell ’em, “Just use the good stuff, don’t bother with the trash.” They try, but sometimes they get curious, ya know? Like kids with a broken toy, they gotta see for themselves why it’s broken. Always end up disappointed, though. Just a waste of time and effort, if you ask me.
Destiny 2 hunter exotics can be powerful things, but some just fall flat. There’s a whole bunch of exotic hunter armor and guns to choose from. It’s important to know what works and what doesn’t. Don’t wanna waste your time on somethin’ that ain’t gonna help ya. And from what I see watchin’ my grandkids play, these exotics I mentioned? They just ain’t worth the trouble. Better to stick to the good stuff, the stuff that gets the job done. That’s what I always say. Keep it simple, keep it effective.
It’s just common sense to me. You wouldn’t use a leaky bucket to carry water, right? So why use a bad exotic in the game? Makes no sense. Stick to the stuff that works. And if your friends tell you somethin’ is bad, listen to ’em! They probably know what they’re talkin’ about. That’s all there is to it. These are the exotics to avoid, the worst hunter exotics in Destiny 2 according to my grandkids anyways. They know better than me.
