Well, let me tell ya somethin’. I heard folks talkin’ ’bout them wrestlers, the big strong ones, ya know? And they was sayin’ some of ’em got them Grammy things. Grammy, I think it’s called. Like a prize, but for singin’ and music, not for throwin’ folks around. Can ya believe it?
So, I got to thinkin’, who are these fellas? These wrestlers who won Grammy awards? It’s a curious thing, ain’t it? Like a chicken wearin’ shoes. Just don’t seem right, but I guess it happens.
I heard this one fella, Bad Bunny, he’s a wrestler, they say. He got a Grammy. For some kinda music, Latin somethin’ or other. “YHLQMDLG” is what they called it. Don’t ask me what that means, I ain’t got a clue. But, he got one of them Grammy things. First one, they said. Good for him, I reckon. He must be singin’ better than he looks, all tatted up like that.
Then there’s this other one, this Jericho fella. I think he used to be a wrestler or somethin’. He’s got his own music group now. A band, I guess ya call it. “Fozzy” is the name. Loud, I bet. They made an album, some kinda record. He sings in it. Sounds like a cat being strangled, if ya ask me, but what do I know? I like that old-timey music, ya know? The kind ya can tap your foot to.
And you know what else? These Grammy things, they been around for a while now. I remember when my old man was still kickin’, they had these Grammy awards. Back in 2009, I think. Or maybe it was ’08? My memory ain’t what it used to be. They had it in some fancy place, some center or other. All them stars dressed up to the nines.
Now, this one gal, Beyonce, she got a whole mess of them Grammy things. More than anybody, I hear. Thirty-two, they say. That’s a lot of prizes. She must be singin’ her heart out. Good for her. Used to be some other fella, Solti, I think his name was, he had a bunch, too. But she beat him. Women power, I guess.
- That Bad Bunny, he’s a wrestler, and he won a Grammy.
- That Jericho fella, he sings in a band called Fozzy.
- Beyonce, she’s got more Grammy awards than anyone.
- This Solti fella used to have a lot of them, too.
It’s a funny old world, ain’t it? Wrestlers winnin’ Grammy awards, singers gettin’ more famous than a three-legged dog. Just goes to show ya, anything’s possible, I reckon.
Now, I ain’t no expert on this music stuff. I just hear things, ya know? Folks talk, and I listen. But it seems to me like these wrestlers, they got more talents than just throwin’ each other around. Maybe they got tired of gettin’ slammed on the mat. Maybe they figured singin’ was easier on the bones. Who knows?
But it’s interestin’, ain’t it? These big, tough guys, singin’ songs and winnin’ prizes. I guess even wrestlers got a soft side. Maybe they like to croon a tune or two when they ain’t busy bustin’ heads.
This Bad Bunny fella, he must be pretty popular, though. Winnin’ a Grammy and all. I don’t know much about his music. He’s got a name like a rabbit. Not that that’s a bad thing. But it ain’t what ya expect from a big, tough wrestler, is it?
And that Jericho, with his Fozzy band. He’s probably screamin’ his lungs out. I can just picture it. Not my cup of tea, but hey, different strokes for different folks, right? Some people like that kinda noise.
Anyways, I just thought it was interestin’, these wrestlers who won Grammy awards. It is somethin’ ya don’t hear every day. Makes ya wonder what other surprises this old world’s got in store.
Maybe I’ll go out and buy me one of them Grammy records. See what all the fuss is about. Or maybe I’ll just stick to my old records. The ones that don’t make my ears bleed. We’ll see.
This whole thing just goes to show ya, you can’t judge a book by its cover. Or a wrestler by his muscles, I guess. They might just surprise ya. They might just go out and win themselves a Grammy.
