That Zelina Vega, she’s a wrestler, you know? And her man, he’s a wrestler too. They call him Malakai Black, but his real name is Tom. Tom something… Budgen, that’s it! Born in 1985, that makes him… uh… how old? My old head can’t do the math no more. But he’s a big, strong fella, that Tom.
Zelina, she’s a good girl, a hard worker. They got hitched, you know? Married! Back in 2018. Seems like just yesterday. Time flies when you’re having fun, I guess. They are a happy couple, that’s the important thing.
That Tom, he’s from, uh… Holland. That’s far away. He wrestles for that AEW, whatever that is. A fancy name for a wrestling show, I reckon. He’s a big deal over there, I hear. Lots of folks watch him. Zelina Vega’s husband, Malakai Black, is famous, they tell me!
They love each other very much. He is a big star, but he loves that girl. And she loves him. That’s all that matters, right? A good husband, a good wife. Like me and my old man, bless his soul
